Freddie's Dead

Seriously, if he's got it together, more power to him. The odds are definitely against him.

"Dr. Jekyll and" Micah Hyde Bryce "POP" (ala Chris Berman) Steve "a Tisker, a" Tasker Kyle "3rd and puss" Orton (had to put "puss" to get past the *** maker) "Cornholius" Bennett (after he went to jail) Butch "Shake, Rattle, and" Rolle "Dawesome" Knox (aka "Dropsome" Knox) "TD" Mike Gillislee Jake "Touchdown Jesus" Kumerow "The" Duke Williams (A Numbah Wonnnnn) "El J"Efe Obada "Crazy World of" Spencer Brown Reid "Turd" Ferguson (RIP Norm McDonald) Cody "Edsel" Ford Mike "Beach Boy" Love (look it up if you don't know why) Nick "Marshal" McCloud (There ya go....) Siran "Wrap" Neal Tre'"Day"vious White Emmanuel "Colonel" Sanders Stefon "They Call Me Mister" Diggs or Stefon "Can You" Diggs "It" Jon "Jose" Feliciano

Corey "Bodork" Bojorquez Fred "FredEx" Jackson, 'cause he always delivered T"Jumptomakeacatch" Graham Ronald "The Lookout" Darby Ray "Alice Cooper" Bentley (or Darby the Dinosaur) Lonnie "Wile E Coyote" Johnson Gabe "Welcome Back" Northern, Davis (how may pro football guys named Gabe?) Sammy Watkins "Jr" Isaiah "Issac McKittrick" McKenzie Matt "Cookie" Milano Tyler Bass"o-Matic" Jeff Tuel "Time" Ted "Mount" Washington (or as Randy Cross once described him, "A Landslide with a Helmet") Tim "The Canadian Comet" Tindale I'll think up more later.

It's interesting that a previous poster likened Dareus to Albert Haynesworth. It was something I thought as well, until I read this, a letter that Albert wrote to his younger self: https://www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/albert-haynesworth-letter-to-my-younger-self Perhaps Dareus has experienced similar issues, but he looked hungry and HOF bound until he signed that big contract. In Albert's case, he chased the big money, then was told to "eat space" instead of going after QB. I'm pretty sure that Marcell was not asked to change his game in any way, he just looked a man with no more desire to play football.

The Derrick Coleman of the NFL. HOF talent, Hall of Shame desire.

FTFY. FTFY.

That *****in' cheat being honest? B word, please!

Levi Wallace is the first and only Bills player or coach to stand up and take any responsibility whatsoever for 13 seconds. I don't care about the other comments because just doing that, this guy has more character than anyone else that was responsible for that inexplicable defense. I wish he still played for us. Farewell, Levi Wallace, and we thank you.

Striker. He had a drinking problem....

I counted the card twice, there were 14 names on it. I looked back at the video, and one was missing from the list above: Matthew Butler - Rayduhs I took Cosell at his word, that he really liked Shakir. I did not verify every name on the card. For that, I feel shame.... Also modificated the title, so there. I was also screaming at the TV for Parham, or any OL.

Well done, too much work for me.

Saw Greg Cosell on OBL today, and he's talking about how he makes up a list of "guys he really likes" in the Draft, because he's always being asked "Who do you like?" He held up a card to the screen and I counted 14 names on it. The Bills picked three of Cosell's guys: James Cook, Terrell Bernard, and Khalil Shakir. This makes me feel WAY better about the Bernard pick, besides being pretty cool that we got three of them. Here's the link to the podcast: https://21153.mc.tritondigital.com/OMNY_ONEBILLSLIVE_P/media-session/04a8acd8-e41a-4c05-96ff-78c931cb0e29/d/clips/4b5f9d6d-9214-48cb-8455-a73200038129/e99d70c6-dba4-47e1-ad70-a92b00371897/01de8d32-5ada-409f-8cb7-ae8a013c9d57/audio/direct/t1651605226/OBL_-_Greg_Cosell_on_the_Bills_draft_picks.mp3?t=1651605226

The infamous "Wile E. Coyote" play.

***** YOU, 13 SECONDS. Fixed the title for you.

This ^^^^^. Coaching cost us the Lombardi in 2021. We need McD to get it together and bring it home.

Another 50 says he eats it....

I see two stats charts from last year. One says that the Bills were #2 with 275 PA, with the Cheats at #1 with 273 PA. Another says the Bills were #1 with 289 PA, and the Cheats were #4 at 303. I'm assuming the first stat chart is strictly points scored by the opposing offense against the D, and the second is total points including defensive scores. Which are you using?

This video says it all. Dude has a notebook at the Combine of how each receiver beat him, techniques they used, and how he will counter that technique next game. How do you not move up to grab him? Interesting that they were talking about "points". Good to know all those draft "points" charts aren't just so much bull####. Great look inside the inner workings of the draft.

In general, everyone thought the Jest had the best draft, almost impossible not to with all those picks. Bills are solidly in the middle, and the Fish and Cheats at the bottom of the pile. AFCE Champs, just don't McChoke it away again.

Araiza, and it ain't close for second place.

Look again.

My fellow NT alum Woody could have found a helmet, but McChoke fired him first thing on arriving in Buffalo.

Bills version of Fitz looked more like Jerry Crafts....

Thought he was past his prime: