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that may be the only way the Bills stop the run today

Bills 31 Dolphins 21.....close only because the Bills give up 10 in the last ten minutes. 99.9999999% sure of Bills win infinitesimally small probability of fish win-god intervenes because he/she/it/they/them/whatever love dolphins. Miami 21 Bills 20...Bass misses game winning 42 yarder with 2 seconds on the clock...even witness protection rejects Bass and he's forced to live in a penguin colony in Antarctica..silver lining he gets a role in March of the Penguins II....downside he dies tragically 3 years later when the ice shelf collapses

yes that will get me Uber close to my 46 to 0 pick the score

I like the under Bills 46 Hawks 0

did anyone notice that Carolina has three rookies on that list-not sure that means anything but interesting as to whether it may have had an impact on their 2nd year QB

he really is slow

that was some move by Shakir

TN has a league rule that its only forward if its 5 yds ahead

just finished a Teams call with my son (a Bills fan) in Durham and we think we know what the issue/problem is with Tyler Bass. Its his darn name!!! Think about it - the most famous Tyler currently is Tyler Perry (really?) and going back in history probably one of the worst presidents was John Tyler who not only knocked off his running mate Harrison after several weeks in office but then went on to be loathed by all of congress. just a snippet from Wikipedia: Almost all of Tyler's cabinet resigned shortly into his term and the Whigs expelled him from the party and dubbed him "His Accidency". Tyler was the first president to have his veto of legislation overridden by Congress. So rather then get him a shrink I think he needs a name change.

No probabilities this time......will still be a tight game Bills 20 Titans 16

This game will be determined by which QB is sharper. Methuselah Rogers is a bit hobbled so am betting on Allen to shake off what's ever bothering him. 95% Bills 35 Jests 19 4.9999% Jests 28 Bills 27 after Rogers is given an injection of a wonder drug or better yet he has grade A+ pot and does a doobie at half time 0.0001% Jimmy Hoffa's ghost arises from the Meadowlands, inhabits Erin Andrews body and she's able to lead a wildcat strike of cameramen and vendors closing down the stadium.

more likely it will be Perry Tuttle

what a jaded fan base - love it as most of these cynical comments are quite funny and are making my day - maybe I need to find another hobby besides removing the warning tags from mattresses

well that should shut up us negative nancies. I am definitely one of the worst

Back to traditional Bills football where the punting is the only good thing

Is it too early to be thinking about the draft on a positive note it wasn't Diggs

they just don't have the horses on D.....no Frank Clarks

Too banged up and the oilers at home,,,,no miracle comeback. Oilers 35 Bills 27

Being a very old jaundiced Bills' fans this will probably be the game where the Bills look very mortal..wish it wasn't true Ravens 28 Bills 24 59.85% probability Bills 28 Ravens 24 40.10% probability 0.05% probability The radioactive waste dumped in the harbor from periodic nuke sub discharges has finally affected the fauna-huge interruption of game with the first victim POE

For whatever reason the jags seem to either have the Bills' number or play them tough. Expect more of the same. Most likely (90%) outcome Bills win in a close one 24-22 Less likely (10%) but still possible - Jags 25 Bills 24 with last second field goal by Jags to win it I normally try to find a third alternative but am busy trimming my special plants and the contact high has caused a loss of cerebral capacity

my wonderful spousal unit (ver. 2.0) decided during the game it was a good time to rewire a lamp she made. Of course what could go wrong - the next thing I know the house is plunged into almost total darkness. After several flips of the circuit breakers power was restored about 15 minutes later. then it took forever to get the internet booted up again. Missed an entire quarter-she's too cute and snarky (and usually handy around the house) to jettison.

spoken like a true Bills fan...i actually agree

as stated previously week one is simply not a good measure of any of these teams. With home field advantage I give the Dolphins the edge. 55% probability Fish 31 Bills 30 Bass misses game winning field goal from 48 yds out with 10 seconds to play..Bass joins Scott Norwood and goes into witness protection 44.9999% probability Bills 35 Fish 24 0.00001% probability Hurricane wipes out most of southern Florida and game delayed till later in the season

any chance when you update the sheet next week you could add the team they play for..I know I could look it up so feel free to scold me for laziness

Really infinitesimal probability that the Cards win this one but then again it is the Bills. Bills 27 Cards 19 99.99999% chance Cards 28 Bills 27 with a Hail Mary winner by Murray 0.00001% chance