The Frankish Reich

In other words: LULU P/E ratio is now 18.71. Shocking. Shockingly normal, that is.

WEIRD FAIL

Sad. They need some edge. Call me, RNC.

OK, you've convinced me. JD Vance needs to go full cat eyes.

By the way: the Stolen Valor Act is unconstitutional. Puffing up your record is protected speech. General Walz says so! And so does Field Commander Vance.

And to think it was a mere few weeks ago that all these "stolen valor" folks were pissed at me for calling out a comment that JD Vance "fought" in Iraq ....

Yeah. WTF was that? Weirdo.

Now that's some quality political humor!

Does this help?

Somebody younger than Hulk Hogan?

Does this count as a narrative? Because it certainly counts as weird.

What's wrong with collecting you annual JD Vance reverse income tax for spitting out babies? You must be a communist or something.

Trump will fire the Chair of the Japanese Central Bank.

That's right. Doesn't count. Hulk Hogan? Kid Rock? They count because nostalgia entertainment counts.

Cube Smart vlogger say what?

Bingo. There are truly skilled politicians like Bill Clinton. He'll bs you, you know he's bs'ing you, but you know what? He sells it so well that you walk away thinking he believes his own bs. He's an authentic bs'er. Then there's the JD Vances of the world. He's bs'ing you, and you know he's bs'ing you because he looks so damn uncomfortable doing it. He can't sell you anything because of that. That probably means he's a better human being deep down, but it also means he's a rank bs'er and a likely loser.

The old drunk washed hag vote is strongly trending Lake.

Well, Manly Man Josh, Angry Old Man Tim can't hold a candle to Angry Old Man Donald. Just another one that won't stick. The right wing insult machine isn't working. Could people be tiring of that same old crap? Couched in those terms the answer is obvious.

You foolish child. Only white exurban and rural votes actually count. Or should count. Where have you been the last 8 years?

Because Democrats still expel their worst nutcases. Republicans nominate them.

I think he looks absolutely fabulous! Can't wait for the LGBT focused remake of Home Alone. You do realize there are a lot of kids being raised by gay parent couples? (Of course you don't.)

This one stuck. Unlike "Lyin' Kamala" or "Laffin Kamala" or whatever. Well played, Tim Walz, well played.

So glad Trump chose a Jew as his VP. All 3 times. I guess he doesn't need to because his really Veep is Jared Kushner?

WTF was that? Trumpublicans can't do edgy. That guy who posted the JD Vance couch story does edgy right. Deadpan edgy is the best edgy.

They call every ordinary politician or commentator a "communist" while conveniently pretending that Russia is not led by an actual unreformed KGB communist who is still seeking to reconstitute the old Soviet Union, the crumbling of which was his greatest humiliation.