ChevyVanMiller

As strange as it is, this is the one that all of us will remember as we sit under a weeping willow at Shady Acres and not one Bill was on the field.

For me it’s all about nudity. I get naked as a jay bird and watch the game standing the entire time. If the opponent makes a big play I turn to the TV and shake my rear end at the celebrating player. When the Bills score I wave my junk to and fro in metronomed time to the Shout song. Works like a voodoo-infused charm. However, the other people in the WalMart electronics section often object and call for security. Killjoys.

I'm pretty sure that is comedian/banjoist extraordinaire Steve Martin.

Charade cherishing coach causes chaos by chugging chances of catching chart-climbing Cheatriots. I don’t think so.

The Bills are 7-0 this season when they score 20 or more points. The *Pats are 0-3 when they give up 20+ points this year. Get to 20 and a win is a near certainty. The question is what does Daboll dial up against the number 1-rated NFL defense to give his team the best chance of reaching 20 points?

Here are two videos that I like to watch this time of year. Both put unique spins on classic songs.

Steelers final 6 possessions - 3 three and outs, 3 picks. That my friends is a dominant defense making a statement to America on the national stage.

Considering the fact that the Bills will probably play all of their playoff games on the road, their dominance away from Orchard Park this season just may be to their benefit. Beat *New England next week and serve notice to the rest of the AFC that it may be their house, but we are the master of it.

What a night to be a Bills fan.

Fixed. Thanks.

How did you first become part of the Bills Mafia?

I came across this amazing cover of Eleanor Rigby by a group called the Brothers Comatose. Absolutely wonderful.

(Into their Mr. Microphone) Hey good looking, we’ll be back for you later.

If you’ll allow me a moment of self-promotion, my book, Buffalo Soul Lifters, has two Bills-centric chapters. One is about Hunter Kelly and the amazing legacy he made on both his family and the greater community. The second is about former Bills fullback Doug Goodwin and his spellbinding 9/11 story. The book is one of the best-selling in WNY history and impacted my life in so many ways. I would be happy to sign a copy for anyone here at TSW. https://www.amazon.com/Buffalo-Soul-Lifters-Collection-Inspirational/dp/1879201488

All good guesses, but that sultry young lady is none other than America’s favorite felon - Martha Stewart.

No and no. One more guess then I’ll reveal the answer. Here are two more of her from that same time frame. Hopefully they’ll help you clue into the right answer.

Good guesses, but no on both accounts. The answer will shock you.

A cute girl makes a Bills-themed Christmas video and you bah-humbuggers all poo-poo it. Sheesh, find someone to kiss you under the mistletoe, why don’t you?

Can you name this famous beauty?

We have a winner.

Here’s one more: Can you name this famous woman from her high school yearbook photo?

Winner, winner chicken dinner. Tell me you guessed that without google.

Nice guess, but no. The kid actually looks more like Rainn than the adult that he actually is.