ChevyVanMiller

Dean was back at camp and at the keyboard. Don’t forget to offer him any unused camp tickets so that his stellar reports will continue coming. https://buffalofambase.com/2025/07/31/astro-notes-thurs-july-31-2025/?fbclid=IwY2xjawL4kR9leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETFHVkZoUlNtanJPUVlieEw2AR5WNveG_bXHjSSboCXnZ7xA0LFIf2MpMIBjIaCLtE0kx8dB6aiktdlkFez4CQ_aem_rXaJQR-t6aHqlk7Zlrc7zQ

The Bills do not have a place for him, but will he find a new NFL home? https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45859478/bengals-release-veteran-rb-zack-moss-1-season

Talk about kissing your career goodbye.

Either is an honor.

When my kids were little, I got so tired of stepping on one of their Legos when I'd get up in the middle of the night, I made a pair of Legos slippers. That way every time I stepped on one they'd left out, I just got taller.

I think this might be appropriate for this thread ↓ https://www.twobillsdrive.com/community/topic/132370-ufo-found-on-ocean-floor/#comment-2201346

Says that players from up to half the NFL teams were involved. Hopefully, no Bills on the list. "At least 100 players from roughly half of the NFL's 32 teams face fines and possible suspension for allegedly selling their allotted tickets to this year's Super Bowl LIX above face value in violation of league policies, multiple sources told ESPN. Under an agreement between the league and the NFL Players Association, players who violated the rule will be fined 1½ times the face ticket value and lose their allotted tickets to the next two Super Bowls. If they are playing in the game, the players will have the chance to purchase seats. Those who decline the punishment could be suspended by commissioner Roger Goodell, league and union sources with direct knowledge of the situation said." https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45823371/sources-least-100-players-face-penalty-super-bowl-tix

I was in my car listening to One Bills Live and Maddy (not trying to start another thread bashing her, btw) and Chris Brown were talking about how Keon had another bad day dropping passes. They were reassuring the fanbase that it was early in camp and he had plenty of time to fix the issue. Then I read through this thread and it would appear that he had a number of nice catches and just one bad drop. Which take is more accurate?

Here is the link to the interview https://go.audacy.com/WITmJAhQgVb

You know, you’re right, it was just a dime a game.

I miss the days when you could walk into any corner bar or American Legion and drop a quarter to play 10 frames on one of these beauties.

Plasma Screens

It's not Keon for cryin' out loud!

The Phillies spoofed the whole thing perfectly last night with the debut of their “Coldplay Kiss Cam.”

Not the news anyone was hoping to hear. Hopefully, it's nothing too serious.

No, it be the C (sea) matey.

It was a pregnant woman and she gave birth inside the cement room.

Winner, winner chicken dinner Mary was drowning and Bob failed to see her frantic waves. Bob is better suited for a job that doesn't require such acute attention to detail.

Not a taxi driver.

One of my favorite Marv quotes happened one year in August as Marv was talking with Bruce, Jim, Thurman and Tasker as the press waited nearby to interview the head coach. As the players headed up the tunnel, Marv turned to the press corps and said, “Well boys, there goes our final four cuts.” 😀

The bicycles are Bicycle brand playing cards. The man was caught palming a 5th ace. Bob is at work one day when Mary, a girl he had once went to school with, waves at him. Bob is lost in his thoughts and doesn’t notice her. Later that day, Bob is called into the office of his boss and fired. Why was Bob fired?