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That story was a real pain in the glass.

Really? Be a better human. I started the Gofund me, not Darryl. If you would have been sitting with me when he broke down and cried and told me that the outpouring from fans truly saved his life because he was intent on killing himself maybe you’d have a bit more empathy. I’ll tell you this though, if you ever find yourself in such dire straights I’ll be the first one to reach into my pocket to help.

Just Googled Hopkins and look how the headline reads. 🤔

That is great news! This kid has the potential to be the Sabres, long term starter for a decade or longer.

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Best bathroom graffiti ever: "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends." - Anonymous

Low on cat money?

Zeke about to hit the open market. RBs available continues to grow. I wonder if Motor will get an offer at this point? https://deadspin.com/reports-cowboys-to-release-rb-ezekiel-elliott-1850228020

Reminds me of a joke that I once heard a Unitarian minister tell: “What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah’s Witness?” ”Someone who knocks on your door and when you answer it has nothing to tell you.”

The apple rolled pretty far from the tree with this kid. He’d already been released from another college program for excessive partying. https://www.audacy.com/national/sports/son-of-flyers-gm-accused-of-throwing-wheelchair-down-stairs

Revolutionized his sport. And redeemed the phrase, “floppy Dick.” RIP.

RIP, Otis.

Nice call back. Still can't believe that Chidi lived in Toronto and commuted to OP each day.

I normally don’t comment on these stories, but it is truly an upside down world when the lunch lady from the previous story is far more attractive than the cheerleading coach.

Trying to get the band back together in the Big Apple? https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/ny-joe-schoen-wide-receivers-20230310-sf6fw3mnizhznf2sgl23jbsfpu-story.html

I wouldn’t normally put much stock in such things, but the Sabres are averaging over 5 goals per game in the Goat Head jerseys with a pretty substantial sample size. If they make the playoffs they should petition the league to wear them every night.

“There are two types of people in the world: the humble and the soon-to-be humbled.”

I spotted this in an antiques shop yesterday and realized he’s just enjoying some beach time. 😀 Let us know you’re okay, @YoloinOhio

Appears to be a done deal now. Supposedly, a contract extension was not part of the negotiations.

Great win by the Sabres. Cozens is a gem. It looks like Timo Meier is going to the Devils. From Pierre LeBrun: All signs point to the New Jersey Devils being the front-runners for Timo Meier at this moment but there's still work to be done. No trade yet. But the Devils and Sharks are working at it.