ChevyVanMiller

F*#k all that, we've gotta get on with these Gota compete with the wily Japanese (Gotta get on, gotta get on) No need to worry about the Vietnapeace Gota bring Russian Bear to his knees (Gotta get on) Well, maybe not the Russian Bear, maybe the Swedes We showed Argentina, now let's go and show these (Gotta get on, gotta get on) Make us feel tough and wouldn't Maggie be pleased? **(I'm claiming bonus points for referencing both "Maggie" and "Japan" from the previous two submissions)

No doubt. Looks like Levi is starting and Tage is back, so let's go get this one. Huge swing in playoff % riding on this game. If Sabres win in regulation they go up 10%, if Panthers lose in regulation they drop over 20%.

This is some Jedi Master stuff right here.

Well played, Bills PR Team, well played!

When Joe Marino of the Locked on Bills podcast, did his pre-free agency mock scenario, he had the Bills signing Taylor Rapp to replace Jordan Poyer. He felt that Rapp would be a top flight starter, so getting him now on a one-year deal will hopefully set up an extension so that he can take over for Poyer or Hyde next year.

Iykyk…

That story was a real pain in the glass.

Really? Be a better human. I started the Gofund me, not Darryl. If you would have been sitting with me when he broke down and cried and told me that the outpouring from fans truly saved his life because he was intent on killing himself maybe you’d have a bit more empathy. I’ll tell you this though, if you ever find yourself in such dire straights I’ll be the first one to reach into my pocket to help.

Just Googled Hopkins and look how the headline reads. 🤔

That is great news! This kid has the potential to be the Sabres, long term starter for a decade or longer.

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Best bathroom graffiti ever: "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends." - Anonymous

Low on cat money?

Zeke about to hit the open market. RBs available continues to grow. I wonder if Motor will get an offer at this point? https://deadspin.com/reports-cowboys-to-release-rb-ezekiel-elliott-1850228020

Reminds me of a joke that I once heard a Unitarian minister tell: “What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah’s Witness?” ”Someone who knocks on your door and when you answer it has nothing to tell you.”

The apple rolled pretty far from the tree with this kid. He’d already been released from another college program for excessive partying. https://www.audacy.com/national/sports/son-of-flyers-gm-accused-of-throwing-wheelchair-down-stairs

Revolutionized his sport. And redeemed the phrase, “floppy Dick.” RIP.

RIP, Otis.

Nice call back. Still can't believe that Chidi lived in Toronto and commuted to OP each day.

I normally don’t comment on these stories, but it is truly an upside down world when the lunch lady from the previous story is far more attractive than the cheerleading coach.

Trying to get the band back together in the Big Apple? https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/ny-joe-schoen-wide-receivers-20230310-sf6fw3mnizhznf2sgl23jbsfpu-story.html