unbillievable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY4_hfqQW0E&feature=related I figured out how to post a video.

A picture how do you post pictures?

It's a government run program... ...so when they get into debt, the solution is clearly to spend more money while reducing available services.

Try to look at the addresses as whole pictures and not words and numbers.

a shake weight and a workout video with a homemade coupon to your pants for the advanced class

It's ridiculous how cellphones have become a necessity in under a decade especially when no one outside of zack morris had one 15yrs ago.

It doesn't matter how many times the man is proven a liar, there will still be a lot of people who will take his word for it and "Occupy" a few cities to spread the gospel. The bottom line is that he is promising a lot of "free" stuff while able to point out the villians who are preventing him from handing it out to the public.

It was bread.

That's like $80/month she's blowing on a luxury. My food budget while single was less than that. And buying a TV should disqualify a person for a certain amount of time too. It's time that we start helping only those who need it to survive, and not those who just want to maintain a way of life. We no longer have the resources to elevate everyone's quality of life. And the first person to mention "starving" anyone is an idiot. You can't even find a case of it in the US that doesn't involve either Abuse or mental retardation. Hungry yes, but no one in America that isn't handicapped is starving.

Anyone catch the fact that she owned a gun and a cell phone? People who own cell phones should automaticallly be denied welfare/food stamps.

Throw in a role for Mila Kunis, Olivia Wilde, and Scarlet Johansson and you have a winner.

If it's a sports show you will need a mascot character that everyone gets inspired to play for... but if it's a golf movie, you also need a magical black guy.

Characters: Obvious guy: someone who points out the obvious so audiences who don't get it can keep up. Honest guy: someone who points out what everyone is really thinking even if its culturally inappropriate to do so Smart guy: someone who can do stuff ordinary people can't so you can advance the plot faster; ie hack a computer funny guy: someone to lighten the tension when things get too intense token minority: someone to even out the racial demographic to keep the NAACP off your butt Narator/Journal guy: someone in the story that is documenting either by journal,blog,book,etc the cool stuff your hero is doing. Love interest: Girl who everyone wants the hero to hook up with but can't Love interest foil: Person who is keeping the hero from hooking up with his dream girl Antagonist: someone that is far smarter than our hero and will do evil stuff that our hero must thwart Antagonist foil: someone that the evil genius trusts that keeps each scheme from getting too evil. plucky sidekick: a protege who keeps the hero grounded to his roots expendable flunkies: characters who can be easily dispatched and replaced at random intervals. Emotionally relevant dead character: Someone to serve as a plot catalyst to justify abnormal hero/villian behavior. Mentor: someone who taught the hero/villian how to do stuff no one else can. Eye Candy: Random good looking people that pop up to catch channel surfers' attention. Gay/Lesbian: Someone who started the show straight but comes to their senses because of some life lesson learned while fighting evil Innocent Best friend: someone outside the secret society that our hero must tell everything to without actually telling them anything. Neutral guy: somone who does both good and bad stuff with very reasonable reasons why which frustrates the hero sudden Betrayal guy: sonmeone who is unexpectadly working for the other side just when we think the story is over. Innocent betrayal guy: someone who is forced to wrok for the other side because of some unforseen circumstances obscure expert: someone who we think is just some homeless/janitor guy who is actually an expert/genius in something useful boundary catalyst: a force/entity/code/character that keeps the hero/villian from going over to the other side. Random young person: someone who will cause a lot of trouble for no logical reason which can be easily dismissed as youthfull naivete. Mysterious informant: someone who knows everything but refuses to tell us how or why they are willing to tell the hero only small bits of information Sage: retired version of hero/villian trusted to expout wisdom at the end of each story to their now active protege Nosy reporter: someone who is trying to expose the hero, but does it for the good of society Evil reporter: someone who is trying to destroy the hero, but does it for selfish reasons Hero: the guy in the front of the poster. Did I miss anything?

What class is everyone planning on playing? Pretty sad if we end up with like 5million Jedi's

Do something so illegal, that dieing will reduce the manditory minimum jail time required if caught.

I'm planning on playing it. Not sure how its going to work trying to combine a story with an mmo. There will be people annoyed that they can't just power through each level. I'm going to take my time reading the story. I'm sure my friends will be mad that I'm lagging behind in leveling. My WoW guild is already signed up.

It takes some people longer to grow up than others. Take her aside and spank that inner moppet.

There was some research on this after Twilight #2 came out and they found that the target audiences (teen girls) were seeing the movie mulitple times. Twilight is the girlie version of star wars.

Why isn't being gay a consideration under affirmative action?

Wouldn't it be easier to have sex in a car if the woman wasn't driving?

Please tell me this is a joke. I haven't been able to find a sarcasm font in the reply menu...

The clear answer is to repeat step #4 everey 40 to 60 miles.