unbillievable

Current computer models are predicting a 3 to 4 month warming period in the northern hemisphere. However, models conducted in the southern hemisphere seem to contradict the data as they predict a 3 to 4 month cooling period to occur instead. Global Warming scientists baffled.

Someday, we will have vaccines to prevent people from becoming serial killers, pedophiles, homosexuals, and communists.

Batman is incredibly paranoid. He's OCD about eliminating potential threats, even if they're (supposed to be) good guys.

Meth has a better PR manager than marijuana. I am in favor of legalizing all drugs. I also think we should ban child-proof caps. Let the idiots kill themselves.

Someone needs to do more research on the medical uses of Meth. I hear people on it don't even care if an arm gets torn off. Plus, it makes you dig holes.

In Some European countries, there is a tax on money placed in savings accounts. ...because it's not your money. It's community money.

A communist not paying taxes? I'd vote for her as Hilary's VP. Just to get the revolution a kick-start.

"cankles" is sexist? I didn't know having fat feet was limited to women.

There are two types of bullies. The ones who drop out of school, become criminals, and terrorize the population as adults. And the ones who manage to graduate, become cops, and go hunt down the criminals.

None of this would have happened if he had just followed police instruction and stayed in the car. Another case where two idiots run into each other and one of them gets killed. A Criminal is dead and a bad police officer is going to jail. For some reason, I'm not that upset this happened.

Relying on the government to find a fix is a liberal point of view. The Conservative answer is to get government out of the way and let the economy grow. Trying to force a form of social justice (ie "help the middle class" specifically to the detriment of everything else) creates inefficiencies that drag the whole system down. The Potus may not have much power in improving the middle class, but he can do a lot of damage to it.

I remember the movie saying that it would take funding from several countries to come up with 1 trillion dollars to build it. Obama would laugh at that small number.

The lack of global warming the last 15 years is proof of global warming.

Did he come out as gay?

http://news.yahoo.com/colleges-getting-health-insurance-business-145801945.html As the law gets bigger, more and more people are finding themselves kicked off their existing plans.

I never made the connection before, but flashlights and cans of tuna are usually the first things that you find in a bomb shelter. Next to the urine purifier.

Global Warming Alarmist expect incidences of school bullying to steadily rise as children react violently to rising temperatures.

I was actually impressed with the way the Democrats were able to convince America that eating a dog was more acceptable than strapping a cage to your car.

It says a lot when Comedy Central is the most accurate Liberally-biased news you can find.

http://observer.com/2015/03/councilwoman-raises-concerns-about-blocs-of-asians-moving-into-nycha/ I guess we can just end the charade that public assistance is intended to help everyone.

Here's one: Have all the clocks on the island count backwards. Even the ones the survivors were wearing since before the crash. Why? How? Who cares... we'll never need to explain the reason. It'll just freak people out.

It's not hard to make up stuff you never have to explain.

Can you imagine the ego on this guy to call a news station? Most people would have just gone to facebook or twitter.

Global warming will solve world hunger.

I don't understand why drone attacks are considered worse than regular aircraft attacks. Is it because we're not putting American lives in danger?