unbillievable

I guess he went with A)trying to defend stupidity with more stupidity...

We can always burn the fetuses of aborted babies like the Europeans...

According to the White House, 100,000 signatures.

Since the science is "settled", the logical thing to do is to stop funding global warming research.

Easy solution: Remove the academic requirement. The school can just make them standard employees. Farm teams for the NFL. Just take away the pretense that they're students. Everyone knows it's a lie. Why are we even pretending?

...and 10 years from now people will still be trying to get some answers from the writers. Lost was all about throwing out questions so the fanboys on the forums can theorize about what the hell they just watched. I curse you "Lost" creators!

I have a lot of experience dealing with Identiy Theft. Since 2003. 1)Forget about catching the criminal. I had the guys address (he took out a mortgage loan) and the cops wouldn't do anything about it. I was tempted to drive the 2000 miles to his house and punch him in the face. He apparently moves from state to state a lot though. -I'm even able to track his location based on unpaid taxes from mulitple jobs. Pretty easy to tell he's a migrant worker. 2)When dealing with the IRS you will eventually get assigned an identity theft agent. It could take years for you to get one. They require multiple instances of identity theft before they take you seriously. (ie had unpaid taxes filed on mulitple years). Even then you will have to dispute your tax filings every single year. Make sure you don't get a refund. It's usually October before the IRS (from mulitple departments) is satisfied. 3)The IRS will assign you a pin. You will need to use the pin, along with your social security number. 4)Getting a new social security number is pointless. It does nothing. Both numbers, by law, will be valid until you die if you get a second one. The IRS can't lock your number, but they can put a warning on it. 5)Lock your credit. Call all 3 companies. This puts a hold on all credit applications to contact you for confirmation. Start disputing all charges. This also could take years. Credit rating hit 0. That's right. Zero. Didn't know it could be that low. Took 7 yrs to get back to normal. -If you get frustrated, use an identity theft service. You pay money for a company to moniter your information for you. They will check your credit every 4 months. You can do it for free yourself though. 6)Hope it's not an "undocumented worker" that is using your ID to stay in the country. If it is, this will be something you will have to deal with for the rest of his stay in the country. Thanks Obama for not deporting these "harmless" people! 7)Making it easier: Accept your new reality. There are now two of you. Like dealing with a chronic injury this will be the pain in your ass for the rest of your life. Take a zen attitude. Voting Republican might help too. If this is a one time thing, count yourself lucky.

texting and driving

It's a cultural thing. This isn't unusual in Russia.

You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.

They should just make California a dual-nationality state.

If a girl fills out the form, does that mean she won't be able to use the girl's room or she can go into both? If it's the latter, then every parent should fill it out because it doubles their kids access to facilities. And If I identify as a bunny rabbit, does the teacher have to let me hump everything in sight?

Any idiot who sends money to someone because of a story they heard on facebook deserves to get ripped off.

Wait... there are other uses for a computer that doesn't require the internet? Does that mean that you print out everything you do on real paper to show people?

Anyone else disappointed that the really good porn sites aren't available in English? Land of the free my #$%....

I can't wait for the Democrats to start blaming the "Republican shutdown" of the government as the reason why the website failed.

Jaimie Alexander

The guy who built a middle finger window to his neighbors had more style.

a highschool track meet with at least 666 fall participants? wow.

So... ...Putin basically bent Obama over and he's saying, "thank you, more please?"

That website's awesome! It's like the Onion, only people actually believe it.

wait... ..wha? ..huh I think the author must have typed that sentence wrong.

We paid those Germans back when we sent David Hasslehoff to corrupt an entire generation...

How many here would be willing to take an anal probing for the millions this guy will get when he sues?

Surprisingly, the only times I've ever been in a hooters was when the coach took the whole team there... ...the PC crowd has ruined a lot of what makes America great.