unbillievable

The comic book store owner needs to sell his yacht and stop hoarding the profit's. Make him pay his fair share!

So the Obamacare mandate was about imparting a little wisdom? Maybe the Carbon Tax should be voluntary.

Gellar was trolling muslims. Liberals want to ban trolls. The Internet is doomed. You must really hate social media.

The Seahawk scouts were distracted with Youtube videos of kittens playing with boobs when they tried to use Google.

I wore a pedometer to work one day and found that I walked close to 3miles a day. (most of which occurred within a 15ft path back and forth) I wonder how much more money I make using the company's carpet as a treadmill.

I talked to a New Hire at work who believes that the uninsured penalty is cumulative; based on the number of offenses. (ie, $95 for your first offense, $200 for the 2nd, etc) He actually has a plan to stop paying for insurance (2-3yrs from now to attend grad school full time), assuming that he would be able to afford the cost of the 1st/2nd penalties. I tried to explain it to him, but he didn't believe me. I have no doubt that Obamacare won't need to make things better (or even hit any of it's promised goals), but will instead be credited with preventing the destruction of civilization; The same way the Porkulus kept the country from becoming a third world country. The media spin will be that "things could've been worse."

Isn't a "Knight" strictly a Caucasian Euro-centric title? An Asian Cowboy would actually be offensive. Would they be willing to change the mascot (per game) to a Samurai? An Indian Brave? An Islamic Jihadist? Black Jesus does not approve.

I would like to say that I admire the rioter caught on video stealing huggies diapers. Unlike the rest, this guy was looking out for his kids.

Who would ever guess that trying to split the paltry viewing audience of MSNBC would not turn out well. Someone should have mentioned to these foreign Journalists that American Liberals like their news to come from Comedians.

If he's going to succeed, It's going to be someplace like Buffalo where it's far away from the partying life.

Current computer models are predicting a 3 to 4 month warming period in the northern hemisphere. However, models conducted in the southern hemisphere seem to contradict the data as they predict a 3 to 4 month cooling period to occur instead. Global Warming scientists baffled.

Someday, we will have vaccines to prevent people from becoming serial killers, pedophiles, homosexuals, and communists.

Batman is incredibly paranoid. He's OCD about eliminating potential threats, even if they're (supposed to be) good guys.

Meth has a better PR manager than marijuana. I am in favor of legalizing all drugs. I also think we should ban child-proof caps. Let the idiots kill themselves.

Someone needs to do more research on the medical uses of Meth. I hear people on it don't even care if an arm gets torn off. Plus, it makes you dig holes.

In Some European countries, there is a tax on money placed in savings accounts. ...because it's not your money. It's community money.

A communist not paying taxes? I'd vote for her as Hilary's VP. Just to get the revolution a kick-start.

"cankles" is sexist? I didn't know having fat feet was limited to women.

There are two types of bullies. The ones who drop out of school, become criminals, and terrorize the population as adults. And the ones who manage to graduate, become cops, and go hunt down the criminals.

None of this would have happened if he had just followed police instruction and stayed in the car. Another case where two idiots run into each other and one of them gets killed. A Criminal is dead and a bad police officer is going to jail. For some reason, I'm not that upset this happened.

Relying on the government to find a fix is a liberal point of view. The Conservative answer is to get government out of the way and let the economy grow. Trying to force a form of social justice (ie "help the middle class" specifically to the detriment of everything else) creates inefficiencies that drag the whole system down. The Potus may not have much power in improving the middle class, but he can do a lot of damage to it.

I remember the movie saying that it would take funding from several countries to come up with 1 trillion dollars to build it. Obama would laugh at that small number.

The lack of global warming the last 15 years is proof of global warming.

Did he come out as gay?

http://news.yahoo.com/colleges-getting-health-insurance-business-145801945.html As the law gets bigger, more and more people are finding themselves kicked off their existing plans.