Jauronimo

Math is an imperfect science. Like psychology, scientology or physics.

If Orton goes 4-1 over his next 5 starts I think Whaley locks him up for a long time. I'm thinking 5 years, $80 million. IF Orton is 5-1 as a starter you gotta lock him up midseason. No chance Whaley waits until the end of his contract only to get sodomized in FA or even worse, risk losing him to that big New Orleans pay day.

Which, apparently, was very upsetting for you, Prudence.

They traded Orton because Cutler was on the block not because Orton had beef with the Bears' GM. Cutler and McDaniels had a falling out. Cutler basically refused to play for McDaniels and had to be moved. Bears pulled on the trigger on what looked like an emerging star, first round talent.

You read that?

As awesome as that day was, i cannot watch those highlights without being reminded that they returned the favor 31-0 in week 17 on their way to a Super Bowl victory.

Can he even own both teams?

The lack of credit at the national level is annoying but seeing college buddies bitching about how the Bills just knocked them out of multiple survivor pools is pretty satisfying.

http://gifatron.com/2013/04/baffled-jaguars-fan/ This pretty much sums up my reaction to Khan's comments.

Khan on why the game day experience at the Ralph is lacking: "Theres too many people there. WAY too many. It makes it hard to get a beer or food, and if you stay until the end of the game you wait FOREVER trying to get out of the parking lot. Theres even a crowd in the bathroom. Some guy bumped into me at the trough and now I have urinal anxiety. Theres just soooo many people there!!!"

Didn't the Pats get killed against the spread the last year or two?

"Jonas Brothers tickets!!"

Show us your PFF or gtfo!

Hey, would you rather be the leading scientist in your field or get the mad cow disease?

Then Simon parked a van outside of your place with a some type of IP jamming device. Desperate measures.

.The Sandy Ago, which is Spanish for whales vagina, game was kinda exactly like that. http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2014091408/2014/REG2/seahawks@chargers#tab=analyze&menu=gameinfo|contentId%3A0ap3000000396392&analyze=boxscore

I prefer CBS' coverage. Picture is brighter and their personalities are less grating. Can't stand Joe Buck, Siragusa and their pre-game, post-game act with Terry and Co. is irritating. Fox's gimmicks are unbearable. But there's robots so thats just embarrassing.

Get 'er done, Buddy!!

The only thing I know for sure after reading this thread is that the best defenses play fewer games and most of you have no business even attempting to interpret statistics.

Go home, Paup, you're drunk.

If only they had internet access.

I have a question regarding NFL ownership rules that I don't think has been addressed yet. Is this the right thread?

Are any of you hot singles in my area? What are you guys wearing?

You've been told repeatedly in this thread just where your misunderstandings are and yet you persist. You declared our situation at present to be the manifestation of Randian philosophy. That statement was so profoundly wrong that I'd accuse you of trolling if it wasn't consistent with all of your other work here in PPP. Only dog14787/duckdog/Fig Newtons could continue to defend themselves at this point. Sheer obstinance. You write off all the usual suspects here as being blindly partisan but now even John Adams is taking you to task. But per usual, you're right for reasons you can't even begin to articulate, and everyone else with their reasons and logical arguments is just lying.

You only say that because you're from WNY, home of crippling economic depression and declining population. Oh wait..F@#$!!