Jauronimo

"Here's a little gag I learned from Cheney. When he falls a sleep you dip his testicles in a bowl of warm water and eventually he wakes up covered in piss with a gun in his face. Can't wait to see the look on Brady's face."

You are very boring. All the specious arguments in your arsenal, especially your pre-frontal cortex leap of faith, do not change the fact that you began with the premise of "I don't like homosexuals" and then desperately rationalized that view.

"you gotta give em both a little a pinch, like this..." Mr. Kerry said to a confused audience while likening his plan to resolve the situation in Ukraine to the foreplay that revived his love life with a ketchup heiress.

Scripture foretold the drafting of a homosexual tweener OLB/DE bearing the mark of the false idol, golden ram would herald the beginning of the rapture.

How did PFF grade Lewan on the criminality scale?

You aren't very funny. At least not when you're trying to be.

...of the closet and into the street?? If you're going to insult my intelligence, at least try to use a complete sentence. That run on isn't supporting your case.

Oh, you're nuttier than I thought. Maybe you should find that part of the book that talks about compassion for all mankind. Not sure your views toward an estimated 10% of the population are all that Christian, brother Triple.

I have it on good authority that part of the plan includes moving the Pearl St Brewery down the street and changing the name to Pearl Motherf@#$ing Harbor by El Pegual.

Even if you defined every "it's" in that sentence it doesn't even begin to make sense. Your fear of being made fun for voicing your enlightened views about which lifestyles are objectionable is not indicative of a lack of tolerance. Perhaps if your house starts getting tagged, or you get spat on while walking down the sidewalk, or beat up in the street, or dragged behind a car for your views we can talk intolerance on a relative scale.

You poor thing. Do you feel marginalized?

Well said. Just retweeted your post to my 6 followers. I did my part. RT@TakeYouToTasker 3m Posting a picture of yourself on twitter is not the same thing as actually doing anything to solve a problem, though it's sadly become an acceptable substitute, largely because it's easier and doesn't require any real action, initiate, thought, compassion, or work.#Kony2012#9-11#NeverForgot#PPPStrong#Beyonce#Kardashian You have to tag Beyonce and Kardashian or no one will read your stuff. Do you want to follow me?

EJ Manuel had a successful 2014 season because..................... of a high fiber diet and an all natural black market supplement made from the penises of endangered animals.

How many plays were we away from 2-14? Four?

Sounds like you're a nice guy. A good father.

Its arguably the best kind of urination. Either way, its in the top 2.

Will you be apologizing for the McCarron predictions in this thread also, or starting a new thread?

One guy made a stink a few years ago that the mascot painted Irish Americans as irrationally violent which perpetuated other stereotypes, namely habitual abuse of alcohol. He was collecting signatures for a while until one night when members of the Irish Temperance League got drunk and beat him up.

That is OUR word!! Just because we say it doesn't give you the right to drop the W-word.

How the hell did these idiots take [player 1] when everyone knows [position X] is our biggest need and [player 2] is still on the board?!!?! [PLayer 1] isn't even the best [position Y] left on the board. We could have had him in [current round + 2] for f@#$'s sake!!!!

How about Aaron Hernandez? Ray Caerruth, Ray Lewis?

I think somebody owes us some birthday apologies.

Not on your life, my Hindu friend!

Nonsense, they float as silent as a cloud.

Fine work as usual, bandit.