Jauronimo

What the !@#$ would you know about a college campus? You as may as well describe what its like in outer space as long as you're spouting off about things you've only seen in movies.

So that's what we're doing today??? Fighting???

El Pegual nails it with $1.25 billion. Rumors eventually leak that Bon Jovi bid one dollar based on Price Is Right logic.

Insight from the shoutbox:

Come on, man. Higher Love, its a classic.

Hes got a fever and the only cure is moar witch doctor!

Yes. Spotify will be the Marlo Stanfield to Pandora's Avon Barksdale. When Spotify issues their IPO, I will be scooping up literally tens of shares probably.

Great question. Can El Pegual own both the Bills AND the Sabres if the Redskins, and by extensions the Buffalo Bills, are deemed to be racist at sometime in the future?

If your point is that we refuse to take your previous statements and inconsistencies and cut them up into bite size pieces so that you may better understand just how dumb your 3 minutes of stoppage time argument was, then yes. Proven beyond all shadow of a doubt, that its more fun for me that you don't understand why its so funny and continue to keep digging.

Ehh, it wasn't that bad. If no one told me it was Clint I wouldn't have thought anything of it. I'm not exactly a rap aficionado.

You mean refuse to explain to you? Just stop.

I felt bad for him until a minute ago when I listened to Dempsey's rap song Don't Tread. Now I feel bad for me.

What is up with your fixation on old white men? How many times do we have to talk about the inherent !@#$ing irony in that statement? Learn a new trick.

Those two put together still can't touch even a minimalist effort from Hplaarrm or ICanSleepWhenImDead.

We need to get rid of trademarks and licenses if we're going to compete with the Chinese counterfeit apparel industry. My only concern is that this will be the beginning of a brutal trade war at a time when tensions between the two nations are already pretty high.

Spiders anywhere. Expand your mind.

When half of the criticisms are "they play like girls" and "you can't even use your hands!" you can imagine why someone might question the cognitive abilities of soccer critics.

Spiders?

Its about as arbitrary as the spot on the field, or when a player was down, or when the timeout was called, or half the fumbles, except soccer doesn't pretend to suddenly get it right in the last two minutes of play. Its hardly perfect, but the game the only people who seem to care are the people who don't watch. There's nothing to be won.

Don't blame me. I thought it was confusing when you first presented it as a statement. Just attempting to clarify.

You're mad that I inquired as to which questions you asked, because you didn't pose any honest questions, and you're even more upset that I didn't answer the questions that you didn't identify? Tool isn't the word that I would use, if that makes it any easier for you.

Que?

I didn't say you were gay. Its not as much fun if we have to explain it.

What questions have you posed? You demanded that meazza issue a personal apology on behalf of the game of soccer because some Brazilian woman taken off on a stretcher hopped back up once on the sideline and then you took a victory lap based on the average amount of stoppage time as evidenced by poorly crafted anecdotes while confusing the **** out of yourself about the meaning of literal. Now you're so pot committed to a "debate" over a matter of preference (which is the epitome of asinine) that you're taking the offensive to the football board to whine about pretentious hipster soccer fans. Just admit that you're too insecure in your own sexuality to watch futbol. I don't like NASCAR. No idea why its popular. That said, I know that I'm not going to convince fans to admit its not a sport, to stop watching, or apologize for only turning left. Especially since I don't care.