Jauronimo

If a monorail was able to put Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook back on the map, one could surely do the same wonders for Buffalo.

I'll allow it.

Manicorn

Gugny

If "LOL" is how you feel about the guy then why do you keep copying and pasting his tweets? I had never heard of the kid until you started posting his tweets.

Muslims might take exception with that. Do you read the news much?

Jasper is looking trim these days.

Link?

Koshinski is a projected third day pick. Scouts have compared him with countryman Taro Tsujimoto. The guy is a real sleeper who is flying under most radars, but you can bet that if he's still there when the draft starts to drag that Whaley won't wait long to call the name Koshinski.

Thats my usual strategy and its been working out pretty well for me. My general process: Step 1. Ignorance - know little to nothing about any of the players in the draft. Step 2. Outrage - "I can't believe they took [player 1] when everyone knows that [position X] is our biggest need and [player 2] was still on the f@#$ing board! Step 3. Justify - "At first I hated the pick, but the more I read..."

Sorry to break it you, but you really can't keep a humming bird as a pet. I'm not saying that I agree with it, but bird law in this country isn't governed by reason and humming birds are a legal tender. You can, however, keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a sea bird because of the noise level. Have you ever heard a gull up close? They will blast your eardrums out.

I would be very disappointed if FJ ever wears another team's jersey. I get that the NFL is a business, and theres little room, for sentimentality, but this is one of the few exceptions for me.

English as a second language, or perhaps stroke victim (maybe both), opens with a statement about the Clippers ownership situation possibly benefiting the Bills, then abandons that train of thought in order to recite the history of the NFL as interpreted through the lens of socialism vs. capitalism, featuring many long winded digressions into the draft, collective bargaining and free agency which have nothing at all to do with his opening thesis, before finally arriving at the conclusion that the Bills ownership model should resemble that of the Green Bay Packers, which is expressly forbidden from ever happening again, or perhaps Oprah and other minorities should buy an NFL team rather than a basketball team. Like every hplarrm post its a rambling mess and assault on the english language. So many parentheses left open leading you down a rabbit hole of gibberish, sentence structure and syntax which make every sentence as painful as possible. That abortion could have been summed up in 3 sentences. With the rumors of Kelly involved in an ownership group we may be seeing NFL ownership shift from old money and corporate types to rich athletes. These former players may have very different views on how free agency and the draft should work given their experiences. Oprah would be wiser to invest in the NFL than the NBA, in hplarrm's opinion.

I'm still waiting to hear about how you "fix" cells which proliferate out of control and have no means to lyse themselves. I'm guessing he used the term like he might have his cat "fixed". Getting back on topic, Jim Kelly is a Hall of Fame quarterback who threw for over 35,000 yards. I'm sure his knowledge of pre-FDA approval pharmaceuticals and experimental cancer treatments is second to none.

Settle down, Toby. Its too early for your ****.

Neat.

Unemployed?

Which med school did you attend?

They try to pass the puck into the net and score perfect goals. That doesn't fly in the playoffs. Got to get bodies to the front of the net and shoot the puck. Tough loss.

and the rebuttal.. Outstanding.

I got the reference.

JA operates under a few faulty premises: 1. That anyone who engages Gatorman actually takes him seriously 2. That responding to Gatorman takes real time and effort. 3. That insulting Gatorman is a sign of frustration. He refuses to believe that someone might respond to Gatorman with the occasional thoughtful post because others will read it. He hasn't even considered that bludgeoning Gatorman is just good old fashioned fun as well as good practice.

Now you know how John Adams feels much of the time. Doesn't get the joke, as evidenced by this thread.

Duck dog isn't here to protect you now.

Thats really low of you, continuing to attack a poster who isn't even here to defend himself. For shame.