BringBackFergy

Matter2003...giving men a bad name since 2008.

If the rookie camp goes good, I think we have a shot at winning the offseason.

Was voted “Most Likely to Breathe” in high school.

Little known fact: He genuinely likes to have a clean shaven look when sporting his Speedo at the LBGTQROF parade each August.

Pretty sure Dez is still free agent. He’d make a good decoy.

Neophyte? I'll have you know Memphis ribs have absolutely NO SAUCE on them whatsoever. Why you want to put sauce on a Memphis rib??

Trust the process.

“Stay bisexual my friends”

Anyone have a really good Memphis style rib rub recipe? I’m looking for sweet with some heat.

I saw a guy accumulate 1,380 reputation points in five months. Crazy stuff.

I do like me a good prime rib.

Tashard Choice should be brought back pronto!! Send a message.

This thread is yet another example of fans hearing something (“Rosen is the most NFL ready QB and should be considered #1 pick”) and taking it to heart. The head should have been cut off this serpent at page 1 but yet it lingers. By training camp, this craziness will reach page 100 with posters still asking if Dez will make it to practice.

I have read about an affliction called “media induced pre-selection amorousity” which basically means if an expert on national or local talk shows uses the phrase “NFL ready”, “pinpoint accuracy”, “intelligent” or “tennis prodigy” you must declare that individual the exact person who should be selected by your team. The Rosenites will pound their chest and scream at the top of their lungs that we are wrong for trusting in the process. There is no known antidote to this affliction. We can only watch them collapse in a heap and whine about what might have been had we chosen the right person.

But, but, but....the Tweets!!!

Do you have another explanation why Bob Ross prefers white on his canvas? It’s clearly a sublanimal message with his choice of color. I read a lot of articles on this very topic at the coffee shop where I hang out.

Did you ever notice how he always uses white as the base for every canvas?

Feliz cumpleanos. Love, Gugny

I’m a Billiever. Our GM is the ****.

When you win the Pinstripe Bowl and ride the coat tails of Kyle Orton to the brink of playoff football, yes...you are permitted to walk away.

Any of you guys ever had an ant farm? Geez. Can’t see what the hell is going on there.

“Ohhh Rob...this lasso is tight”

Quiet? Yes. But I’m seeing double and triple sometimes. Maybe it’s my glasses.