Astrojanitor

Drag. The Vikings went out of their way to give the Saints the game.

I have always thought it was J Mascis from Dinosaur Jr. I saw them play last week and the stuff he was doing ruined at least 25% of my record collection. +1 on not getting Clapton. I hate his tone--too trebley

oh wow, finally some news to get excited over! Could Ralph actually be trying to put together a decent team? weird.

Word. people need to keep some perspective. this is all just a game. you want a team that represents what Buffalo is all about; honest hardworking dudes who give back. you have to question the willingness to check your soul at the door in exchange for winning a couple ball games. Besides, it's not like the eagles blew up with that maniac on the team.

Petty? holy god you are a !@#$ing retard. He got off on torturing animals. He heard the screams of terror and pain, got a boner, and finished the job. Donte Stallworth hit a guy while drunk. It was tragic, but there was no vicious intent. Donte Stallworth was in an accident brought about by his own stupidity. Vick created a complex organization designed to allow him to torture, maim and kill an animal that has the intelligence of a two year old child. On top of that Vick is not even a particularly good QB. One real winning season and a QB rating of 75. Yeah that's awesome. Stop cumming all over your copy of Madden and use your head, idiot.

Anything involving H Jon Benjamin is absolute gold.

he has a qb rating in the mid 70s...which is terrible he is prone to fumbles he only really had one winning season as a professional QB he is woefully inaccurate and does not have the speed he once did. He is 30, which is 60 in runner years this has become a passing league and he is not great at passing he is a piece of human garbage who got hard off of inflicting pain on helpless animals for the money he would cost, and make no mistake he would run 5 mil +, it is totally not worth it. here's the rub. even though you have heard of him, he is simply not good enough.

This is the kind of guys that gets in the way of most bands. Look at Van Halen, always had a musical genius, but who cares after the dumb guy left?

man, Lamb Lays Down on Broadway...Selling England By the Found...Nursery Cryme vs Invisible Touch? not even a contest. Gabriel's weirdness made that band

I don't play with my food

Ha!

as much as well all love Marv....yeah not sure an elderly man 12+ years out of the game actually counts as an option. Madden hasn't yet said he'll refuse to coach, toss that name in there? Can we rule out the reanimated corpse of Vince Lombardi?

I'd add: Big Fan Horse Feathers (football is the backdrop...I say it counts) that terrible Disney movie from the 70s about the donkey that kicks field goals In general I find nearly all sports movies awful. The drama in football loses its power when you know its being re-enacted. Especially since watching football is so attainable (as opposed to watch war or elves fight orcs). As a result sports movies are either thinly disguised fart comedies or inspiring tales of magical retarded kids who taught a team how to believe. Practically every film on that list is the exact same movie.

Obama has been a disappoint so far--though if you honesty feel socialism will be the result of his presidency you very clearly do not know what the word socialism means.

I find that really curious. I wonder what it is that makes, even professionals, suspicious of the ability of men and women to be friends. I think I actually kind of find that depressing. Right after I get married the wife is deploying to Afghanistan for a year. If I honestly thought men and women could not be near each other without some kind of infidelity going down I would quite literally lose my mind.

I have to disagree with you on that one. A couple of my closest friends are women. No sexual desire or attraction between us, just solid friends. Even though I'm about to marry my girlfriend, if she demanded I end friendships I've had for years I'd tell her to get over herself. If there's no trust the relationship will eventually implode.

ridiculous right wing paranoia. the democrats are far to unorganized to pass any bill that affects any true change...positive or negative.

there's just an energy in play when a team like the Saints or Vikings are. i think it comes from the Bills both being horrible and the Bills being fully aware of being pretty terrible.

word. so obnoxious these loser teams expect the winner to roll over for them. You don't want Favre to score? Stop him from scoring. it's not the Vikings job to make the Cowboy feel better about themselves...just as it wasn't the Bills job to make the fins feel better about themselves. You owe it to the fans to do everything to make their investment in time and money worth it--the shittiness of the other team should never be considered. Didn't hear the Titans bitching about the Pats racking up an obscene score. Cowboys got to nut up

man, just this weekend I saw Big fan, a really great French art film called Woman is a Woman and two episodes of the original battlestar gallactica. Nearly as cool as the promised jetpacks.

I never really thought of him as an actor before this film, but he is a brilliant stand up. Easily one of the 5 best working today.

Yes! the inferiority complex and weird Patriots based conspiracy theories...both drive me nuts. It's been a rough decade, but I seriously think once a couple pieces are in place this will be a team that could easily hit the playoffs. Maybe not do well in the playoffs, but at least get there

I know, right? Great soundtrack too. But I suppose the real question is how many Paul From Staten Islands do you know?

watching a game like this just makes you realize how boring the Bills are. There is just a whole different kind of energy at play. Now how do we bottle it and sell some to Ralph?

You know, I could have respected getting knocked up by the bass player from a normal hardcore band...but how do you even find a christian hardcore band? Man that was a terrible woman. She still owes me $1000 in back rent. I'm actually kind of glad it happened, weirdly enough. It forced me to grow up and view romantic relationships with a lot more common sense and maturity. it's almost healthy having that romantic comedy idealism smacked out of your head. I would have remained too superficial to appreciate the woman I am currently with if I wasn't horribly/hilariously betrayed by a needlessly serious college girlfriend.