Surfmeister

You are 100% correct. It is a form of psy-ops called Agit-Prop. Feel free to look it up.

He is .... a silly English person.

If you are home and in a bad mood DO SOMETHING to get your mind directed outward instead of inward. If the drinking won't kill you the thinking will. Do one thing and then do something else. Clean up the house, organize your CDs or porno, change the oil on your car, pick up sticks and leaves .... anything but don't just sit there or you'll stay pissed off. Also, consider if you have two arms and legs that are working you are a fortunate person and you should do somethign nice for someone else. Their gratitude may cheer you up.

Nature is beautiful all right. How about the link to where you found it ... er ... I mean them !

This is how we used to have fun in Williamsville in the 70s. It's so nice to see children playing together like that today. >>> http://www.big-boys.com/articles/candlewars.html SAFE FOR WORK

This year I got a Beacon Award for 4K. Then I got a bonus for 2K. We also get 5 weeks vacation which I'm too busy to take all of it. We had our Holiday party at the Governor's Club here in town. Real good food. There were lots of takeaways and prizes at that thing too. It's a good company. But we don't get a Christmas turkey just because it's 12/25, ours are based on performance.

I've watched and the TV networks don't show the cherleaders very much. Hardly at all realy. I think it is for the following reasons: 1.) They don't want to turn off their female viewers. Some chicks like football and don't want to be reminded how fat they are ... or feel. 2.) They don't want to turn on their male viewers and have them change the channel to the Playboy Network (or whatever). This could happen if your team of choice was losing. 3.) They don't want to bring heat on the male viewers when their wife/girlfriend walks through the living room and sees the cheerleaders doing splits in unison. Other than that I can't figure out why the netowrks hardly show the gals at all. But we do get to see those female sideline reports. WhooHoo !

Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law ... Steve Colbert from the Daily Show is too funny on that show. The new ATHF DVD is great !

I think that is clever when chicks with fwoppy sweater puffs hold their hands above their heads to get the fun bags to rise up to chest level. Then they look normal ... kind of ... As for what she said ... it describes a person with zero self-esteem. The correct response would be if he cheats on me I'll divorce him, take all his money and keep my self respect. But those were the old days. Now she'll just flush all of her dignity down the toilet. Like I said above she's real clever.

The Simpsons in the mid-90s used to knock me off of the couch laughing. Today The Simpsons is running low on fuel. I think Aqua Teen Hunger Force is really funny and for adults.

Rodney is a National Treasure. Thank you for letting us know. I will pick that one up for sure. Thanks !

Speaking of 1 point at a time ... I think the NBA would improve the game if they kept the 3 point shot and made slam dunks worth 1 point. If the player swings on the hoop after the dunk, the point is taken back. Are we civil or are we devo ?

Congrats ! You got each one of them correct. I see the mistakes all the time. One problem is there is no spell checker on this board. But that wouldn't help the misuse of the correct words. Those nuns at Bishop Neumann High School must have beat them into me ...

All Hail the Plutonians ! Oglethorpe is from the Austrian region of Pluto. Emory never should have followed him into the wood chipper after the car keys. Together they are too funny. Except if you are a Mooninite.

How to tell if she's a witch >> http://wuzzle.org/cave/mpwit.html

TAMPA - When a young Hillsborough County teacher was accused this summer of having a sexual affair with a 14-year-old student, many people's first reaction to the notorious case was, 'She's crazy.' Tuesday, Debra Lafave's attorney announced that his client would indeed be using an insanity defense. http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2004/...130lafave.shtml She still looks like quite the dirty girl in the new video (see link). What a coincidence, the 14 year old boy said he'd be crazy not to go for it.

That commercial reminded me of this clip. http://www.big-boys.com/articles/blondehorse.html It is work safe.

I have figured this out. The NFL has cheerleaders but don't expect to see them much while a game is being played. They are almost non-existent. Then the sideline women they have reporting are horrible. They look like someone's ex-wife, they sound butch and only know what they are reading off of the teleprompter. Why why why ??? Because the NFL is all about men. They can't show the cheerleaders or have hot chicks on the sidelines because it would get men thinking sexy thoughts. This would be an invitation to have the guys change the channel to the Spice Network, Playboy or whatever. The way it is it keeps men focused on the game and they also don't lose the potential female viewers because the chicks are too hot and make the ones watching at home feel too fat. I think it is on purpose to keep their ratings UP and lil Elvis DOWN. Suzy could kill a h*rd on at 500 yards. Note: Melissa Stark is a set of lost car keys waiting to happen.

They tell me Eve was hot. But that was before my time. Within my time I would say Marilyn Monroe. She's the gold standard of hot chicks.

The commonly used spelling of "shoe in" makes it seem as if it were rooted in the action of a shoehorn. In fact, the meaning comes from horse racing lingo: corrupt jockeys conspire and agree to hold back their mounts and to "shoo in," or urge forward, a slow horse on which they have bet. In such a phony contest, the shoo-in is the only horse in the race that is trying to win. http://members.aol.com/MorelandC/HaveOriginsData.htm

It's like Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks .... with cake ! http://guardian.curtin.edu.au/cga/art/tv.html

That is correct he wanted to kiss her. Then he saw the tape and publicly admitted he needs professional help. Maybe he didn't need help after all. Maybe he thought ... Hey, I'm Braodway Joe, perhaps one kiss from me can chase the husky out of this dog. It didn't work though and now he has a great "why I stopped drinking" story to share.

Here is the audio from tomorrow's Jeopardy show. It is the final question for Ken on the show. http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/jennings.mp3 Congrats to the giant killer ~

See it. You will like it.