Surfmeister

I can see it now ... Professional autograph collectors enlisting kids 15 and under to get celebs to sign for free and then resell for profit. A grand scam waiting to happen. The friggin' legislators most likely have the deal in their pocket. But it won't be a big deal because who the hell goes to that state anyway?

Now that's a woman who knows how to save a buck!

I worked on a contract with the Nashville Metro Police for a while a few years back. The city people are very friendly. The food is good and the people in your office there will direct you to some nice places to eat and hang out. They have a lot of clubs and action downtown. Plus they have local papers in the hotel lobby that will fill you in on who's in town at the live clubs. You'll do fine !

How do you fire a Priest ? Transfer him to an all girls school !

Set a Personal Bills Goal instead. The Bills aren't going to win the SB or the Division for that matter. So set a personal goal like if they go .500 you'll be happy, or if a favorite WR gets 50 catches or some other lowered expectation that you acn live with. What do you think about that option ??

I don't want to cut anyone else. Last year our starting QB got cut and he Bledsoe ...

I sure do ~ I play golf as much as I can. Mrs Surf belongs to the Ladies League here in town and shes' darn good on the links. We have a lot fo fun playing together. When I'm not on the course I watch the PGA and the LPGA. I have my LPGA favorites too. Christie Kerr Christie is just one of the Chicks with Sticks I pay attention to.

Osama Osama !! What the hell sense does that make to chant that at us? Is that a taunt as if Osama nailed the WTC and then hasn't been caught? I just don't get it ...

How predictable ... The guy said he wants to take his FAMILY somewhere. Maybe your wife feels comfortable taking the kids to a bar to play in the ashtrays and beer on the floor. If she does well Bless Her Heart. I just wanted to offer an option for a FAMILY. My mistake I thought this guy might have a nice family. Plus, between you and I you know you are full of sh--. Arby's uses some kind of hybird roll of crap they call roast beef. Anderson's has always used 100% roast beef and it has always been great. Get real.

Alrightie then !

I can't watch the LPGA without the announcers telling me Annika is going through a divorce. The rumor is she's gay and the fact is she's filed for divorce from her husband of eight years, David Esch. I don't give a hoot what she is or isn't, they should leave her personal life alone. Plus she's got the best sponsors in der Welt. On the PGA side, people keep telling me Phil is a big gambler with heavy losses. I think people are making this crap up just because he does so well and I work for his sponsor BearingPoint. Once agin, I couldn't care less if he plays poker with Pete Rose. On the Golf Channel mesage boards they also say Phil cheats on his wife. If any of you have seen Phils wife ... he would have to be CRAZY to cheat on her. She is one hot MILF. More empty rumors. Let's leave these nice people alone and enjoy what they have brought to us. I hope all of you agree these sports stars should be allowed their well earned privacy. Happy Easter ~ Surf

Go To Anderson's This is a GREAT place to take a family ~Anderson's Frozen Custard The beef is perfect. It is sliced as thin as paper. Not sliced thick with fat snapping back in your face like rubber bands. The rolls are salty good and the Frozen Custard for dessert will be a treat for the kids. I've included the web address with the many locations. It is a MUST when I visit my home town. My southern wife was an instant convert. Take care ~ Surf

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Dear R. Rich - Seeing as you like G&M crabcakes, you are obviously a person with fine taste for gourmet food. We started out ordering crabcakes online from Angelina's (also of Baltimore), and we enjoyed those. Then, we heard of G&M crabcakes, so we tried them. We found the G&M crabcakes to be delicious! We think it turns out like a mini crab souffle, with the extra ingredients they combine with the crab meat. I was telling someone how good they were one day, when the person I was talking to recommended I try Timbuktu. To us, the crabcakes from G&M and Timbuktu are very close in quality, and let's face it, LIGHT YEARS beyond your run-o'-the-mill average crabcake that you could still end up paying 20-25 bucks for in a restaurant. I know, I've done it. Seeing that you like very high quality crabcakes, let me know if you have another recommendation of some other gourmet food we can order on line, because based on your taste so far, I could put 100% of my trust in your recommendation. Peace Out

Dear R. Rich - Seeing as you like G&M crabcakes, you are obviously a person with fine taste for gourmet food. We started out ordering crabcakes online from Angelina's (also of Baltimore), and we enjoyed those. Then, we heard of G&M crabcakes, so we tried them. We found the G&M crabcakes to be delicious! We think it turns out like a mini crab souffle, with the extra ingredients they combine with the crab meat. I was telling someone how good they were one day, when the person I was talking to recommended I try Timbuktu. To us, the crabcakes from G&M and Timbuktu are very close in quality, and let's face it, LIGHT YEARS beyond your run-o'-the-mill average crabcake that you could still end up paying 20-25 bucks for in a restaurant. I know, I've done it. Seeing that you like very high quality crabcakes, let me know if you have another recommendation of some other gourmet food we can order on line, because based on your taste so far, I could put 100% of my trust in your recommendation. Peace Out

Dear R. Rich - Seeing as you like G&M crabcakes, you are obviously a person with fine taste for gourmet food. We started out ordering crabcakes online from Angelina's (also of Baltimore), and we enjoyed those. Then, we heard of G&M crabcakes, so we tried them. We found the G&M crabcakes to be delicious! We think it turns out like a mini crab souffle, with the extra ingredients they combine with the crab meat. I was telling someone how good they were one day, when the person I was talking to recommended I try Timbuktu. To us, the crabcakes from G&M and Timbuktu are very close in quality, and let's face it, LIGHT YEARS beyond your run-o'-the-mill average crabcake that you could still end up paying 20-25 bucks for in a restaurant. I know, I've done it. Seeing that you like very high quality crabcakes, let me know if you have another recommendation of some other gourmet food we can order on line, because based on your taste so far, I could put 100% of my trust in your recommendation. Peace Out Surf.

Crabcakes from this place >> Best Crabcakes in the World !

It all depends. Did they give you the 5 mg blue ones or the (twice as powerful) 10 mg white ones? Also, a lot of people will disagree with me but I swear the generic ones are not as good as the non-generic. I ALWAYS get the non-generic because they are easier on my stomach and they work better. If you just got your knee done NOW is the time to call the doctor's office back and get them to write you another Rx for somethign stronger/better than what you have now. If they will do it at all they will do it now. After a few days they'll start to turn deaf to your requests and point you to the over-the-counter crap regardless of your continued pain. And when they ask you to raet your pain on the 1-10 scale DON'T say anthing less than an 8. Remember you are an 8!

Also dossage is important. Did they give him the 5mg blue ones or the 10 mg white ones ?

It's Ralph's way of saying FU back to the league and owners in a very small way for how Buffalo has been hosed over the years. Once a long time ago Ralph said FU to the wrong person. Four SB losses later the Bills will never make it past the first round of the playoffs until he sells the team to one of their guys. Go Bills !

The first time I saw Foghat was in a park in Pennsylvania. I worked at the National Record Mart at Eastern Hills Mall around '71 - 73. Anyone remember that place? Each year the owners (Shapiro Brothers) would throw a picnic and invite all of the employees from all of their many stores. That year they held it in a park in Pennsylvania and they had Foghat play for free in the top of a barn on the property. We knew of Lonesome Dave from his time with Savoy Brown. Foghat was just relesing their first LP so we all went. Sure enough the band set up in the top floor of this barn... PA system, miked drums and Marshall stacks. It was a great show. The truth is I was too star struck to even say hello or get their autograpgh after they played. I've loosened up since then. I saw them many times and was happy for their success. May he rest in peace ~ Surf

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Black support: I wonder why blacks support MJ so strongly when MJ has done so much to turn him skin and features white. It's not like he's Jamie Foxx or Seal?

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