Surfmeister

Stop seeing her for ten years. Then check in and see if she got better yet. It worked on my M-I-L.

You've got that right !

I know you agreed with me and I appreciate that. My post was for "Ofiba" who said I am crazy. Thank you Mike H !

DON'T put words in my mouth ! I didn't say SPORTS. Find where I said SPORTS! I said soccer. Soccer is bad enough as a "sport" but the Soccer Parents are the absolute worst !

I'm dead serious. If young girls spent more time preparing for married life we wouldn't have such a high divorce rate in this country. A young couple should be trained, tested and certified before being allowed to get married. And they DEFINATELY should be trained, tested and certified before being allowed to have their own children. Go to Amazon.com and look up the book >> Sibling Society by Robert Bly The guy makes a lot of valid points regarding children and parents.

Casting Pearls Before Swine In other words ... Don't give it away if they don't appreciate it. Or ... ROI ... Check your return on investment Young girls shouldn't be playing soccer anyway. They should be learning the skills they will need to be good wives and mothers with their free time. Cooking, sewing, gardening, skills in raising children. In Japan girls go to schools to learn the "marital arts" required to keep their husbands happy. Plus, the last thing girls need is to be bouncing a soccer ball off of their heads and giving themselves minor concussions and future neck problems. If you're doing this for free QUIT the friggin thing until they come to your door begging you to come back. Then be very polite, listen intently on what they have to say and then give them until the count of three to get off of your property. F-ing Soccer Moms ~ Bless Your Heart!

If his new nanny is as hot as Elin Nordegren it could make ANY of us forget a lot of things.

That's a good one ~

Shake: You know, the Drizzle...when he was, uh...as a kid, he was bitten by a thirsty worm in a science lab accident, eh, radioactive stuff. ...I don't know how it happened, but I swear from the day on, he was able to manipulate the rain, and THAT is FRESH. Frylock: Rain? Shake: Yeah! For justice! ...You know, when the villains try to do stuff, he's like, you know, like a rain out...rain it out! Justice "rains" supreme! Frylock: Yeah...that's deep Shake. Shake: Yeah, see then they gotta pick another day to do the crime and, he'd rain it out again! He's--so he's a step ahead. Finally, they can't schedule their deeds of, uh, you know, misdoing. They just get tired. Frylock: Wow, you know, that's really, amazingly lame. Shake: Yeah...it sounded cooler last week. ...WHOA! I heard he has LASER feet! That's COOL, right? I ask ya! Frylock: Well, you know, you would think that if he got bit by a radioactive worm, he would have some sort of burrowing powers or something like that, right? Shake: Well he--he could do that too, I mean, you know, none of it's written in stone. I mean he's, you know, he's BAD! To the BONE! His LASER bones! Frylock: Yeah, well, thanks for the Drizzle Phone. I'll be sure to contact him if we ever need to dig a hole in the yard or anything like that. Shake: Okay, I'll be in the crawlspace if you need him. ATHF

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." Groucho Marx

10 bucks on Cardinal Schoenborn of Austria.

When Vijay Singh knocked his second shot on 18 into the lake, you could have heard the fans' gasp a mile away. I gained more respect for Vijay for trying to make that shot to the green over the water with that wind the way it was. If he would have made it .. it would have been a dagger through the heart for the eventual winner. I like it when the players try the difficult shots instead of playing it so safe. And by difficult I mean the ones I don't even know how to make! A good TV show is the ESPN Top Ten shots made by Tiger as picked by the fans. The fans really picked the trick shots he pulled out of his bag. More par to ya ~

Extreme Golf Extreme Golf is just about as close to your interest as it gets. I imagine you could add a werewolf chasing you to make you go even faster. I think there is a werewolf union you could contact. A lot of people take the FUN out of golf ... you can start at the local Putt-Putt and then move on to the Par 3 course to build up to the real thing. Have fun !

At 89 I'll be glad to golf 1 hole 4 times a week. God Bless your Grampa. He's one of THE original good guys!

I'm down with You Da Man. It doesn't predict anything that doesn't happen. It is just a compliment to the golfer. Even if the golfer is Rosie Jones. Or I also wouldn't mind "The grass on this green is the bomb-digity !" At least I could relate to that.

That's great news. 4 weeks ago I had a discectomy performed on C6-7 with a donor bone implant and secured with a titanium plate and screws on my spine. The neurosurgeon did a fine job and this is the first I am back to work. He put the 2 inch incision on the front of my neck, pulled out the herniated disc, placed the donor bone in there and screwed me together. I have been in a hard Miami J collar until last Thursday when I finally got it off. I couldn't have recovered without the help of Mrs Surf. She's been great to me. I sure hope all of the surgeries go great for your family too!

I love to play golf and when I can't play I watch it on TV. I watch the PGA and the LPGA as well. I even watch Classic Golf with Sam Snead from the '60s. What the hell is the point of the moronic fan yelling IN THE HOLE when the golfer hits his shot? To prove he's an idiot? To upset the composure of the fan's favorite golfer? Or just to say ... Hey! Look at me ! It is so out of character for the rest of the game I would like to see these fans muzzled or thrown out. They didn't always do that. Years ago the fans had a degree of class. How about every time a QB takes a snap we yell TOUCHDOWN? How dumb would that look? Yelling IN THE HOLE !!!!! Are you for it, or against it ?

Arranged marriages: I'm for it. It would give the single people the same chance to be happy as the married people. Love can grow in a realtionship. Donor Organ Shortage: What's this about people being on a waiting list? If I were Prez I would pass a law that all vital organs from the recently dead become Federal Property to be distributed to those on waiting lists. I mean for people that their organs are worth the trouble of harvetsing. It's selfish to keep your organs after you are dead.

For me, facts have the same effect as sunlight on Count Dracula. There's an old Romanian saying which translates ... These people live by lies and die when they come in contact with the truth. That's me! Although I do sympathize with your point ...

Greed and politics killed melody. Record companies found that musical artists like Blondie had talent. Because of this talent they we very hard to replace and held their own power at the negotiation table. Let's include The Pretenders and Stevie Wonder too! Rap was invented and that solved the problem of talent. Now the rap artists can be replaced with the next angry person walking down the street and the record companies hold all the power at the negotiation table. When you see a rap show ... there's no band of talented musicians to coddle. Nope. Just angry guys yelling simple rhymes I could create sitting on my toilet and some looser scratching LPs on a turntable. Oh and don't let me forget sampling. This is where the no-talents steal a portion of what was once a good song and use it over and over until it makes you sick. Rap is also very effective agit-prop but I don't have time to type all that out too. Rappers are political tools, they just don't know it.

This guy must be dumb. To think the rich Like Magic and Elton John have access to medical resources we don't is CRAZY! The rich and super rich take advil for everything just like our HMO doctors tell us to do. There are no secret anythings. No secrets kept from the common folks. And if the elite tried to keep secrets from us they would get out in our Democratic Free Press almost as fast as they were spoken. Thank God for our free press. Good going saying this guy must be wearing a tin foil hat. That's the way to police our own kind and save the elite the trouble.

I'll take the guy from Austria as the next Pope. That's my pick.

There must be good AIDS and bad AIDS. He got the good kind

That's friggin Murphy for ya ~ I imagine they won't let you check in on Saturday because they have to try to get as many people as possible to spend time there on the weekdays. That way folks have to spend more money and have more time to lose more gambling. Experience has shown people love to be there on the weekend so they make it harder to just go there on the weekend and get out. There must be some hotels that will take you on a Saturday !

My clearest memory of Bobby Chandler is that he would sacrifice his body in any situation to catch that dadgum ball. He wasn't the fastest, tallest, flashiest WR going. But, he was our Mr Clutch when it really mattered. We loved that guy !