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Surfmeister

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  1. FSU Draft Rankings Alex is slated for 1st round. I hope Rix doesn't get drafted at all.
  2. Yep, I live in Tallahassee and the local FSU fans always complain about how WEAK Alex Baron is. Weak weak weak, that's all I hear about him. Good observation! He mostly used his speed to run away from the D-Line guys. It would be best if the Bills passed on this guy, and followed your suggestion.
  3. I lived in West Berlin from 1982 - 1988 working in support of the US Army at USA FSB. Those local Herms take the cake in the Nutball Olympics. At that time the clubs stayed open around the clock and I was in my late 20s. So we had a lot of fun while the Mark rate was good. Cue Babs ... "Memories .... "
  4. I have found the very best thing to do with my lawn service guys is to let them do my lawn and landscaping maintenance exactly like they want to do it. When I keep my ideas out of it, the whole thing turns out great. Hang in there ~ Greg
  5. I have mine done year round. They do the lawn, the landscaping, edging, weed whacking and blow it all clean. Every so often when I am home when they arrive I tip each one of them $20 and tell them they are doing a great job and I appreciate it. The neighbors have to keep up with The Surfs.
  6. Another racist comes out of the Alaskan Closet. Clean it up or I'll have to perform a PC citizens arrest. </no sarcasm>
  7. Nope. Beelzebub broke the mold when he made Doug Flutie. The song goes .. girls don't like guys. Girls like cars and money. In this case both male and female Girls liked the guy who would break their plastic hearts. The Dark One, Doug. Master of the eternal Mullet. Hail Mary Wonder. Cover band drummer on a national scale in Holiday Inns while his lonely wife tried to raise their poor autistic kid alone. Flutie Doodie to the Nth degree. Other than that, I'm still a big fan!
  8. In our 80s we're all going to be waiting for someone to change our poopie pants and point our wheelchair towards the window so we can look out and see the young people all doing things we can't do anymore.
  9. It's better to burn out than rust out !
  10. I shocked myself with an 82 I can't believe I'll make it that far !
  11. Where do you dine? The Polynesian Cultural Center? A million years ago the cops ahd to close a Polynesian place at the corner of Main and Transit for just that reason.
  12. I feel your pain. That woman is retarded. I hope you keep calling animal control until they are long gone and you get that hole sealed tight.
  13. Just ask the birds what is fair. Neighborhood cats stalk and kill wild birds and baby rabbits right in my back yard. Then they rip the feathers off of the birds or eat the rabbits behind my bushes in the front yard. This is disgusting to Mrs Surf, because unlike me .. she's a nice person. Some birds eat meat (crows, hawks, etc.) and the rest don't. I have never seen a cat kill a meat eating bird. They might do it ... but I haven't seen it. The cats have solved the problem for me. The cats set the rules of the game and brought their game right to my property. I watched it and learned it from them. So I keep it 100% fair and play ONLY by their rules. Meanwhile the neighborhood dogs are behind physical or electronic fences. People should keep their precious cats behind an electronic fence as well. But why should try when they think the dead birds and animals Fluffy brings home are cute! Here's my message to the cat owners ... NIMBY !
  14. SHALOM !
  15. See ... you're right again. Congrats!
  16. If that were correct, that would still make you righter than me. Especially when the question is a matter of opinion like the present topic. Then I love to have you tell me my opinion is wrong. Such ignorance makes my day.
  17. Yep you are right. You are ALWAYS right Kelly. Perhaps Tiger could give the kiddies a clinic on how to smash the tee into the ground if your tee shot didn't go right like he did on 15 yesterday. That got the annoucers talking about that kind of behavior being reoptred to the officials. Or how to swear so much the network has to use the 5 second delay. The kids could learn from that. If the kids are extra good, they could also have a little drill on throwing your clubs when your game sucks that day. To me, all of that would be nothing short of inspirational.
  18. For Tampa he was a revolving door on the O-Line.
  19. Did you see him smash the tee into the ground with his driver head after his tee shot wasn't perfect? It was somewhere on the back nine ... like 15 or 16 yesterday. Is that the behavior of an elite sportsman or a spoiled brat ?
  20. Woods: Spoiled Brat! It was after he hosed his T-Shot on either 15 or 16 he took his driver and smashed his tee into the ground with the driver head. What a spoiled brat. The announcers tried to cover for him saying, "that's not the best or worst reaction a player could have". Duh? They also did a lot of wondering whether Chris was complaining to the officials about that type of childish behavior. He gets away with stuff other players would get penalized for doing. What a horrible example that type of behavior sets for youngsters. What will you tell me now? Tiger didn't do it? You didn't see it? Or you did see it and you are going to take a tip from Tiger and smash your tee into the ground after every tee shot because you yearn to be more like your hero. If that's what it takes to glorify Tiger Woods ... then leave me out.
  21. Know one needs to appreciate the accomplishments of a cold, pretentious prick. Good for golf a person like that can excel at the sport. Three cheers for his Black Power Fist thrust in anger after he sinks a putt. People-people cannot find a reason to like him. Good for you he's your hero. I prefer heros with a heart. Get it?
  22. I hear ya. It sucks for you. My wife thinks your MIL is going through Menopause. Some women turn into EVIL Monsters during that time. My MIL was Satan's minion during that time. And her husband was so hen-pecked he let her get away with all of the crap you could imagine. Maybe if you could all she a certified Family Shrink. It might help. That is it might help if after the session you accidently ran her over in the parking lot. SERIOUSLY: Your best bet is to make up the best reasons why her behavior is damaging to the kids. This society is ALL about the saving and protecting the innocent children.
  23. He's a Gator loser that never did well with the Bucs !
  24. No matter what Tiger does (including throwing his clubs) the announcers switch to what I call Tiger Talk when he's on the screen. He is a Golf God to them. Where the announcers would say someone else hit a bad shot ... Tiger got a bad break. It's not Tiger I hate ... it's the way the announcers talk about him. It kills the TV staff when he's out of the running. I just wish Tiger would knock off the Black Power Fist of Anger when he sinks a putt. Is he a modern day Black Panther? Or is he playing an outdoor game?
  25. Pray for the Lung Cancer Fairy to pay her a visit. In the meantime, be a man and STOP seeing her. Your FIL is either dead or henpecked. Am I right?
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