Surfmeister

Don't focus within. Get outside and focus on nature and take your mind off of it until the acid wears off. Or see if you can eat some food to bring you down. They don't make blotter like they used to. I suggest in the future use shrooms instead, they are much MUCH smoother on the way down. If you know what I mean ...

The guy just wants to BE NORMAL ~ He wants to be able to go to a bar and hang out without getting labeled as a wierdo. I figure his best bet is to drink vodka with something. That will deliver a punch.

"Pig?? Then where's my Jackhammer? People should label things better."

Exactly ... we just might want to make a change.

If Ralph is God, he's two stokes behind on His schedule. Bobby B was the man. It's time for him to pass the torch.

http://s93486094.onlinehome.us/video/italiansoccercamp.mpeg ~ Send this link to all of your male/female Soccer Moms ~

Need More Cowbell Did this work ? Or is it time for a change ? http://www.picpop.com/gallery/funny-pictures-thumbs-most-viewed_&cat=5.html Who has a suggestion for a new board Avatar ?

Cheap cheapie cheapskate Ralph Wilson I predict Wilson will make 1 MOVE that will bring a NAME player to Buffalo. The networks need that name to replace Drew Bledsoe's name in the promos. It will be enough to make the die-hard Bills fans think there will be hope for the season and therefore buy the season tickets required to make the Bills a financial success for the season. They won't be a a success in the W/L column but they will draw fans to the games. Same movie. Different actors. Same crappy ending. It's going to take GOD himself to save the Bills, Penn State and the Seminoles. The fossils are running all of those teams 6 feet under. Other than that .... GO BILLS !!

BLANCHE DE CHAMBLY This is the best beer I have ever ... http://www.unibroue.com/products/bieres.cfm It's Canadian and it is awesome !!

What am I drinking ? I don't need Dom Perignon, I don't need Cris Tanqueray and Alize, I don't need sh*t you know the rest ...

Charlie on Letterman I saw Charlie on Letterman a few nights ago. He said it was his wife's birthady and he wasn't with her. That didn't sound right. Plus through the whole interview he really had his screws woynd too tight. Now I know why. Rumor has it Denise was one of Heidi Fleiss' girls when Charlie met her. He got her out of that life and now he f'd that up. My wife and I are working on 19 years this year. I still love her to death.

Yeppers ~ The one in my office is named Wendy. First off she is a fox. When I first saw her I thought ... well there's a certified home wrecker. No wedding ring. No nuthin. Then she brought in the framed pics of the pets. Then she told the gals in the office she can't hold a man who will stay interested in her.

Is he any relation to Joe Gru-Shecky Green. Because Green was one funny guy !

I told her she's hosed and should get a new job. The rest was me giving her enough rope to hang herself. That's my function. I'll see what I can do to only speak for myself from now on AND while I'm at it see what you can do to speak for me a little bit more than you do now. Sometimes I'm too busy to get over here much. And I trust you know me well.

I have had a few root canals. No big deal as long as you can't feel what they are doing during and after the appointment. The big deal is proper pain management. Tell them on a scale of 1 - 10 your pain is an 8! Don't be a hero. Heroes get baby asprin. Percocet is good stuff to kill dental pain. Percodan has caffiene in it that may keep you awake once the pain med wears off. That is no fun when you need to sleep. For that reason, I prefer Percocet. 10 mg is the adult size pill. If they give you the 5 mg size just take more. Percocet and its narcotic brothers and sisters cause constipation. To beat that go to the health food store and get lots of golden flax seed. Mix it with apple sauce or whatever and eat a cup or two a day. It doesn't taste bad at all. Its just crunchy. You won't have the constipation problem and your pain will be managed. Oh and if you get crowns, get the ones that look like real teeth. Good luck !!

You have 107 replies from people who know you and KNOW you are a good worker with your heart in the right spot. Now you've had a shouting match with your boss. The result is you are on her sh*t list. So unfortunately you're going to have to either: Find another job ( my choice) Wait her out until she quits, or Or hope she pisses her boss off and gets fired In the meantime, you are hosed. If you feel like this is all unfair you could also fight fire with fire. That's right, you could play enough dirty tricks on her until one worked and she either quits or gets fired. The problem is she's going to be watching to see if you do something bad to her. So please be "out of town" when it happens. The web is crawling with tricks to play on crappy bosses. You'll find them if you want them. We're on your side NJ Sue ~ Go get'm !

Here's another thing I hate about soccer... http://s93486094.onlinehome.us/video/italiansoccercamp.mpeg

Men's World Cup Dive Artists ruin it for me. Euro Fakers' screaming about their broken leg, carried off on a G/D stretcher. Break for beer Commercial. Two seconds later, back in the game like nothing happened. It's an insult to the guys who have to carry the stretchers. However, women's soccer and women's vollyball are different

I've only have two guitars. Electric: I have a very nice pre-serial number Jackson. It looks like a Strat with a dropped head. I've had a lot of custom work done to it. Anderson H3 pickups in it. Acoustic: 1973 Guild D-25M. Beautiful Guitar but I don't play it enough. Amp: Mesa Boogie Mark IV. I use Phillips NOS tubes to get that sweet clean tube sound. Effects: Alesis Quadraverb Amp Stand: This thing is great and cheap: ttp://www.samedaymusic.com/product--AURGRAMMA It makes a big difference for $50. I recommend it. Everybody give a listen to Los Straitjackets, they rock ! http://los.straitjackets.com/index.html

DiPinto !!! That's the same kind of guitars used by my favorite band ... Los Straitjackets. I love that band. You probably know of them. That git must sound great!

The starter got cut today and Drew Bledsoe ...

Jeff George for backup ONLY if he never trims his neck hair !

Gotta suck the heads off them mud bugs ! They let the good times roll ~

What's the deal? Did that womanizing play-busting egomaniac hit on your wife at the Applebees in Orchard Park and now you want to lure him back to town to get even? If so, get'm good!