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Clip Smith

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  1. If you think he's on the team.....feel free to wipe the Bills Store out of $10 jerseys.... The next Freddy Jackson?
  2. Dungy: "Hey Mike, you know it's bad to smoke drugs, smuggle them through airports, have unprotected sex with dozens of women, commit assult by knowingly having sex with a teenage girl and concealing that you have STDs, concealing your identity from medical and law officials, running an organized illegal gambling ring across state lines, doing business with known fellons, commiting tax fraud, throwing innocent creatures in a 5 foot ring to fight to the death, facilitating violent raping of those animals, then taking a few hundred dogs out to the woods, drowning them, throwing them against giant tree trunks, and strapping car batteries to their head? Right?" Vick: "Yo' where my Xbox at?" Dungy: "Good! I'm glad we had this talk and you learned something. Praise Jesus! Here's your stamp."
  3. For $19.95.......you TOO can get the Tony Dungy, rubber stamp of approval.
  4. This came out before the spill, but they still play it. I don't know if it's in poor taste, but I can't see it help them selling product. Milky Way
  5. Not the way a woman thinks..... You would think the first thought would be she is happy nobody is hurt....which is correct. However, her mind then turns to spinning how he could have put their child in danger like that. She looks at the pictures and knows that if the whole family was in the car, the kids would be in the back of the truck. Then she goes into a hormonal rage of "what if?". Danny's on the couch tonight. His best hope of nookie is to go hang with Campbell and the Blackhawks in a shirtless limo.
  6. Too bad for Danny.... Just when a long, grueling season is over and you get to come home to the family for a few months....he does this. You know Mrs. Briere will not be putting out until September at best.
  7. I am disappointed. I thought Nix was going to have his own TV show. That would make for some great television.
  8. I want to know.....what kind of engineers can miss their estimates by 1200% ?? They were saying 5k a day at most. It is 60k. Either: 1) They were lying and shouldn't be trusted or 2) They are horrible at what they do I didn't pay much attention at first, but this is starting to look like something mother nature needs to fix.
  9. Maybe he and Schobel can invest and star in a new version of He-Haw on Sunday nights. Funny how the Braves have collected a bunch of has beens on offense who must have found a geinie lamp together in April, yet chipper goes down the crapper.
  10. I'd hate to see how excited you get for Herpes
  11. This whole thing has been like watching 2 Amish kids on prom night.
  12. I wonder if Timmy has visited Williams' "secret" condo on Miami Beach? My guess is we won't see the blog if he has.
  13. Roger Craig.....7 yard slant.....100% completion rate.
  14. Trentative Edwards Thomas Vanish James Hardley
  15. You know......I try to follow the rules and not circumvent the language filter.....and now we have the image of Clip Smith doing body shots from a young girl's rack. Can we just try to be creative?
  16. Who said she's drinking? I just said I'll be pouring it down her breasts.
  17. The Clipper took full advantage of open practice and the Bills' "On the cheap" stadium security, to hide a season's worth of booze in various locations throughout the stadium. While you suckers will be paying $8.50 for a lukewarm Labbats, the Clipper will be enjoying some Crown Royal poured right out of the bottle...preferably down the cleavage valley of some 18 yo blonde chick sitting in the Rockpile section. You'd be amazed how many places throughout the stadium go unchecked throughout the season or are left for dead. My favorite place to hide things used to be in Tom Modrak's office, but to my amazement, it looks like Buddy and Chan converted it into a pigpen to raise some baby farm animals.
  18. Their pizza is decent, but I like the original Santora's much better.
  19. "He then held a memorial service for 50 mourners and used ash from his barbecue to fill a cemetery urn which was later buried on her family farm"
  20. The Clipper has the $2400 for you if you happen to have 2 cute sisters and a 1973 Chevy Conversion van with a waterbed in the back.
  21. I take it you didn't bet 1st pair? Just like approaching a stop sign.....looks like the Clipper went 3 too far.
  22. Looks like the Ohio Lottery Pick-3 machine has some sticky balls. 679 pulls up tonight......I almost thought I blew the karma early for you.
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