Clip Smith

He will, once he puches the babymomma in the face and the kid drops to the ground

This just in.... Having unprotected sex with a Haitian hooker while eating KFC and smoking a pack of cigarettes is safer than riding a motorcycle.

Hardy = 35 yr old, 150lb stripper with 3 kids and a C-section scar that you paid $500 to have sex with. Johnson = 25 yr old 140lb stripper with 2 kids through natural birth that you paid $150 to have sex with. Thus, Johnson > Hardy

I have a feeling Billy Buffalo can score you some good blow.... POSITIVE!

Step 1) Go to Dollar Store with 50 cents in nickles Step 2) Purchase puke brown, 12 oz plastic travel mug with said nickles Step 3) Use inkjet printer and print out Tim Horton's and Bills' logos Step 4) Place paper inside 50 cent piece of plastic Step 5) Enjoy your homemade gift

Here's an idea that's cheap for you Bills and might actually go over well... You have what? 45,000 season tickets? So the average account probably has 3 seats give or take, so we are talking 15K accounts..... Why not get 10 of your better players....(Evans, Freddy, Wood, Spiller, Poz, Stroud, Byrd, McGee, Moorman, Edwards), sit their asses down at the end of the season, and have them each sign 1500 8X10's or football cards....then send those out. You could knock off 20 sigs a minute....it would take an hour and a half and cost you 44 cents to send them out. A little more personal......

Dear Bills, Next year, please save yourself the hassle and the postage......and just credit my acount the $1.38 Thank You Clipper

The lead scientist is a Buffalo boy and probable lurker of these boards.

I don't think it should have been in the papers I don't think the kid should be punished long term for what he did or need to worry about getting a job because of this What the kid needed was to get his ass kicked at the time by someone to teach him about respect...which he obviously doesn't have. This was a case of ultimate disrespect, urination, in public during a time of what should have been ultimate respect, the playing of your country's national anthem. It was a -10 action during a +10 time. To me, that deserves an asskicking. Now excuse me......I have to go drop a deuce at some 6 year old girl's funeral. Heck...$10 can go buy me a Lady Gaga MP3. Sweet!

This was not a "stupid" childish prank. This was a premeditated act of ultimate disrespect. Urinating in public for show during the national anthem, especially at a time of war, isn't idiotic, it's borderline treason. Even when I was 15......if I was on that kid's team....right after the anthem ended I would go and beat the living daylights out of him until the rest of the team pulled me off. The world has quickly turned into a bunch of rodents.

How did somebody not kick his ass?

Sorry....it had to be done. I went into a clicking frenzy without even thinking as am sure many have. I think of him as nature's seatbelt on a hormone rollercoaster.

"I said get your hands on that PUNT!........with a P!" Hottest Player BY FAR!

First, I put on my seersucker overalls and cap Then I yell at the colored kids that they aren't shoveling the coal in fast enough A nip or two of Black Velvet out of my flask The best part of the day is when I pull the whistle as we go by the psych center......some of them get so excited that they punch their nurse right in the chest

The talk of a Bond Vigilante in a discussion about frenchmen lead me to only one conclusion.....Pu$$y Galore

Really?

I didn't know they had a Duffs there. I had good money on Billy Ogden's getting the visit.

Looks like Larry Quinn is spinning for 2 sports now

That's what I thought. It's worth a couple of us pooling up and buying it just in hopes of finding all the weed he hid in there and forgot where he put it.

Is Lynch's home for sale?

Does anyone know where I can find some cheap engagement rings around here?

Back at Channel 7 I used to get paid $375 and 2 dozen pierogi a week.

Is it in poor taste to take a stab at Tim's all sources income? Because if it isn't, I'd like to set the over/under at $43,200. Since Tim is no longer a special guest here....I expect full clearance on this one. We all know Wawrow gets paid in scotch and he is a better man than I in doing so.

Is that a picture of Bowser?

One time back in 1982, I was drinking at the old Cloister....when some random guy sitting next to me said, "Next time you see Tom Jolls, tell him to get stuffed, for me. He said 75 and sunny....it rained all friggin day." I immediately paid my tab, left the place, and vowed never to return. Until 2 hours later. But that was the last time. Tom Jolls is gold.....nobody talks like that about him and gets away with it. How dare an establishment procuring libations allow such riffraff through the doors. Don't they know I'm the Clipper? I don't have to stand for that.