I love eggs, prepared every way imaginable. Lately, I've been eating egg whites with a little shredded Parmesan cheese and chives and a dash of salt and pepper. If I'm feeling saucy, I'll throw in some crushed red pepper.
So this topic reminds me of an old, cheesy pickup line/bad joke...
Guy goes into a bar. Upon seeing an attractive woman, he proceeds to sidle up next to her and says, "So, how do you like your eggs in the morning...scrambled or fertilized?"