Johnny Hammersticks

Unreal game! Southy put the team on his back. Credit to Triche and Devo for playing their guts out down the stretch. Ryan Blackwell made some nice adjustments to that zone at halftime. BA's defense was getting absolutely shredded in the first half.

We got here at around noon today, and it is soooooo freaking hot. Yeah, I know it's the desert. 108 degrees. Holy crap. Went to lunch at this cafe in the casino downstairs because my wife was too tired to walk anywhere. I took a walk down to the marijuana dispensary. Wow. Never experienced anything like that before. They had a line about 50 feet long going out the door and down the street. It smells like weed everywhere around here. There was even a group of guys smoking a huge doober right near the front door of the casino. Anyway, there was a menu of like 30-40 different strains of weed. All with specific descriptions of the type of buzz, flavor, THC content and other stuff. The cute young "budtender" helped me pick out a gram of "Lemon OG" and I also got a peanut butter cookie. It was a neat experience anyway. Went to Walgreens and stocked up on booze for the room. Came back to the casino and sat down at the Let it Ride table for a couple hours. Hit a few hands including a flush and a couple 3 of a kinds. I think I'm up a few hundred. Came back to the room and the wife was pissed. She woke up from her nap and both the AC and the toilet are not working properly. Waiting on the repair guy, but I think I'm just going to ask for a new room. This place is nuts. I guess I'm most surprised at how many kids are here. Didn't think it was really such family vacation destination. With people stumbling around hammered all day and all. Anyway, thanks all for the tips.

Thanks everyone! Any suggestions on favorite sportsbooks? I need to put some money on the Bills to win the Super Bowl, and I'm thinking about throwing some money down on McGregor for the heck of it. Also, is weed really legal for recreational use/sale there? I've seen conflicting information on the internet. Not a big weed guy anymore, but I might take advantage for the Cirque Du Soliel show if it's available. Not willing to buy off the streets though.

One of the best burgers I've ever eaten was at Black Iron Burger in midtown. I think they have a Chelsea location also. Truffle burger is unreal and the fries are very good. Craft beers. A close friend of mine is a promotions/sales exec at MSG, and can do private tours (locker rooms, luxury suites, etc). But I'm pretty sure he's in Jamaica right now. I'll PM you if I can get ahold of him. Have fun!

Hey all! The wife and I are headed to Vegas tomorrow morning for 7 days for a professional conference. We're obligated to do work stuff mon-wed 8-4, but other than that we're free to do whatever. I've searched through the OTW archives, but was hoping for some additional advice about things to do (other than gambling), places to eat, and other stuff. We're staying at The Mirage. Going to see the Michael Jackson Cirque Du Soliel show. And going to dinner at Aureole. That's all we have planned. Any other recommendations?

He had 10 more receptions and 4 more TD's than anyone on the Bills roster last season. I think he has just a little bit of gas left in the tank.

I would really like this move.

Boom! Give Polian credit for drafting Manning. He's washed up.

Forgive me, but does anyone really care all that much about Bill Polian's opinion anymore. Might be the most overrated GM in the history of the game, IMO.

Sooooo.....are you even a Bills fan? Serious question.

: v € Normally, your ass would be dead as f#%&@$g fried chicken, but you happen to pull this s$&t while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. (Jules Winfield)

You tryna bust my pills, exiled?

1 maybe. 5 if I was very, very drunk and I wouldn't touch her...if ya know what I mean.

I've never had them check for my tickets on the shuttle bus.

I don't think I would have had any issues if the guy knocked on the door and asked permission to check the place out. Hell, if he was nice I might have let him in for a tour. My real issue was the way he just split like that. Freaked me out. Yes, but I was also wearing my Jason Voorhees mask and carrying a machete. lol Actually, it was my wife's car. The kids were in the driveway on the side of my house. We have a little parking area in front for unloading groceries and stuff like that. It was ready to fly.

Earlier this week I was making lunch for my kids while they were playing in the driveway. I'm making grilled cheese and looking out my kitchen window, and I see this creepy looking dude parked at the end of the driveway taking pictures of (what I thought was) my kids. I walked out the front door, down the steps, and calmly approached the car. He sped off as I got within 10 yards of his car. I yelled to him to stop, but he just kept going. I was flippin raging pissed and ready to throw punches. I ran inside and grabbed my keys and jumped in my car which was parked out front. I finally caught up with the dumb s$&t about half a mile down the street, laid on my horn and rode his bumper until he pulled over. I got out of the car with my fists balled up ready to throw. The guy gets out of his car and I say "care to explain to me why you were just parked in front of my house taking pictures, and took off when I came out of the house?" The dude was shaking. He quickly explained that his grandmother used to live in my house years ago (he mentioned her name and his story checked out). He was taking pictures to send to his sister to show her how the cedar trees had grown so tall...yada yada. He showed me all the pics he took, and again, his story checked out. I still don't understand why he took off like that.

That's a tough call. My fav is Khaleesi.....drool.

Looks like he just swam from Cuba to Key West.

I could actually see this exact scenario playing out. Perfect set up for a re-match, although I wonder if McDbag would ever be able to fight in a sanctioned boxing match ever again after doing something like this? Tyson fought after the whole ear biting thing, right?

Agreed, bad deal, but Clay a bust? Didn't he lead the team in receptions? Receiving TD's?

Funny thing is...he's not even good at talking trash.

I've been to camp every year for the past 4 years, and there always have been people handing out their extra tickets at the gate.

I'd start up a collection for Gugny and his kayak/camping equipment fund.

I bet it was the Tussin!!!!!

Shame on you, sir.