Johnny Hammersticks
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Chocolate, "fudge like" flavored popsicle.
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...who has very well-developed visual/kinesthetic intelligence, and can skateboard, juggle, and play tennis at an elite level....the problems began for Tom's brother when he accidentally brought a tranny hooker to a little league game; sparking outrage when said tranny hooker...
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I partially tore my labia today doing the 3 cone drill with my drunk aunt Franny. I put some ointment and a band-aid on it.
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Is Gary Barnidge still looking for work?
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Funny, I didn't think Ducasse was that bad. I did think, however, that Dawkins was horrific. Horrible in pass pro, and almost worse run blocking. Richie did not seem like himself either. No way Zay Jones goes to the bench, bro. Who's going to play WR? We got noooooone! Sazingggg!
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If Glenn starts, does Dawkins get some burn at RT? I hope so.
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...imagination, but enough with the lady boys...there have been far too many instances of heroin related showering incidents involving a 4 iron, a little person named scary larry, and...
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...people are locked inside a porto-potty and set on fire...
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...the...
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...who's regarded as a phenomenal lover; most widely recognized for his ability to suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose...a feat only appreciated by those who have seen Boaty with farm animals engaged in horrific acts of...
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"Bah Caw," then Tom really got upset due to his horrible, debilitating Ornithophobia, so he grabbed a spatula and started...
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Pass Happy needing 300yrds/game - think again
Johnny Hammersticks replied to jahbonas's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
...and some teams play exceptional defense and run the ball a lot. And some teams do that well and win games. -
Plus, he made delicious chicken.
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...Just Jack, who is a wonderful, forgiving mod who appreciates members who are usually well-behaved, but occasionally go off the deep end...Just Jack was also a male escort, whose genitals were mutilated when....
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...covered in coyote feces, as he was known to enjoy the pleasures of...
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Seriously. My boy drops logs as big as his forearm. Where does it come from? Turd must start at his esphagus.
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Why do they offer HD and Standard def options for each game on NHL Center Ice? Does anyone actually choose the SD? It's like watching the game through cheese cloth.
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Schitt's gotten "real" in this thread! Damn! lol
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My 7 year old son takes these GIANT dumps. I mean, 8-9 inchers! I was thinking today...how is his little body capable of making these things? Yeesh...
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...as to deflate their already deflated self of steams, which irregardless of their amazing ping pong ball trick skills, turned them into sex crazed lunatics with long....
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...Bobo the clown; working in the clown snuff-film industry...their most famous work involving helium balloons and tapioca pudding, in which they...
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....Ralph, Ralph, and Randy who were notorious for firing ping-pong balls from various orifices of their bodies; enentually taking their act on the road as the opener for comedian....
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...combination of stimulant and aromatic; a drug combination made famous by none other than the late Pablo Escobar, but rather than caraway seeds, Pablo's nose contained cocaine and...
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Comedian Ralphie May, dead at 45
Johnny Hammersticks replied to Just Jack's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I always found RM's comedy to be annoying and stupid, personally. Very sad that he died so young though. Off to that giant Golden Corral in the sky, big fella!! I hear they have a fried chicken chocolate fountain. RIP