Johnny Hammersticks

Yeah, because Tyrod had been playing so well. I don’t know if Nate Peterman could ever eclipse 53 yards passing in a game...

Gotta give more minutes to Howard Washington. We’re going to need him.

Jacoby Ellsbury

So this pretty much clears the way for Gleyber Torres to play 2nd in 2018. Where does Stanton play? Do the yanks try to move Gardner, and play Stanton in left? Maybe package Gardner and Clint Frazier for a pitcher?

Oshae says Taurean Thompson who?

Probably, yes. But #2 and #11 in walks, and #3 and #22 in OBP.

Yanks gave up peanuts in terms of prospects. I can’t believe they didn’t have to part with one of Adams, Florial or Sheffield. Torres is untouchable.

Those things look like a couple softballs stuffed into tube socks. Ewwww.

Yoda?

Here’s another legit question. Hang with me here. So, apparently many male “actors” who are cast in gay porn are not actually gay. Totally heterosexual. How do they pull that off?

I also heard that he wanted to play on the same team as Yu Darvish (one of his closest friends) who is currently a FA.

I thought he would go to a NL team so he could hit every outing. I wonder how frequently the Angels will let him DH? Dang. I was hoping NYY would get him

Serious question here...is this really a story, or is it just a wacko porn star killing herself? She's probably very active on twitter and other social media like other "working girls" promoting their goods. Why would she be so sensitive to internet backlash? Doesn't make sense. Oh yeah, and she's done a lot worse things than having sex with a gay dude. Exiled told me all about her work. Big fan he is.

FIFY

Oh yeah! dog90210 He started the thread asking for advice about being a better poster! Classic thread...

YEAH

Well, yeah then. Whaley got Rooney’ed

Ever hear a Caribou getting a prostate exam with the business end of a pitching wedge?

I thought the RR only applied to head coaches...

There was another one though...very similar to selmon. Help me out....

More like good thai food, a couple bottles of wine, and a lot of giraffe noises coming from the bedroom. Oh wait, that was like the 5th or 6th date...

Gugny never, ever accidentally sits on his balls while taking a dump.

I was thinking the other weirdo that did the smurfs movie review thread. Or did selmonsmith do that one? I recall a melt-down over a math exam or something.

Magnum condoms, BBQ Fritos, and a Big Gulp.

Oh yeah! I mean...she didn’t know me personally, but I did know August Ames very well I want to go to the funeral services.