Johnny Hammersticks

So, in other words, we have like a .000087438% chance of acquiring Kirk Cousins. But he sucks, right, so why would we want him?

He’s still the best interviewer in the bizz. The Gary Busey interview was unreal. Who knew??

I still really enjoy the show. It has “evolved,” but still pretty funny and entertaining, IMO.

Yeah...wow. And how do you know this

Conditioner is different than when you were in HS/college in the 60’s

I wonder what type of shampoo he uses? Leave in conditioner, or wash it out? Kid must be absolutely slaying the ‘tang.

Loves to tickle children.

I just ordered an authentic #8 Cousins Bills jersey based on this thread. This better be fuh-real....

Amazingly, remembers my daughter’s birthday every year.

If you’re just tuning in now, you are grossly misinformed. Go back and read all 80 pages. The locks are slow now anyway. Be an informed opinion maker!!

Vice President of PETA

Of all people, you should have known better!

Chemist who makes the best LSD.

I’d switch places with the lock operator gig in a minute, but only if I could still have my current salary and summers off

If cats were illegal, then only criminals would have cats. Makes sense.

Ummmm....I think the Buffalo Bills fan base was widely regarded as a loyal and passionate fan base long before the first moron jumped through a flaming table. This kind of stuff just makes us look stupid. JMO.

I have a smart TV that is connected to my WIFI. I have some apps that were built into the television, but the watch ESPN app is through DirecTV. The way it was explained to me by the DTV rep, my television is the problem in that it is no longer “technologically equipped” to support their app. It didn’t work at all last night. Had to watch the game on my phone.

A former college girlfriend of mine was at a music festival in Geneva, was sitting down listening to music, and literally had half of her face ripped off by a pit bull. The dog had absolutely no history of aggression up to that point is my understanding.

I believe GM’s can have informal discussions about players at any time during the season/offseason. Could be mistaken though. I don’t see the Redskins placing the franchise tag (exclusive or non-exclusive) on Cousins, and I don’t see them working out a long-term deal before the free agency period. I think Cousins becomes an UFA, and will be allowed to sign with any team.

I’m not validating the OP’s claims, however, teams are at liberty to have “discussions” prior to the draft/FA period. I see this Cousins situation as plausible. Still don’t understand the WNY connection though.

I have DirecTV. When ever I turn on ESPN I can press a button which opens the Watch ESPN app. Most college basketball games are on there. Other sports too.

Do we actually have to go to Detroit to get it ???

My TV sucks. Very few of the apps work anymore. It’s only 4 years old...55” Visio LED. I need to get a 4K. Maybe post Christmas sales.

Should be a decent game. I’m confident in Syracuse to win, but I’m not overly confident. I might actually go to this game. I’m traveling back to Auburn for Christmas, and could catch the game with the fam on the way home.

Watch ESPN freezes up on my television. I have really good internet too. I don’t know why it does that. There is also no volume during commercials. Weird.