Johnny Hammersticks

Yes! The guy pulled some stupid ***** in the Miami game, but he is a bonafide run stuffer. Lock him up on the cheap right now for 2-3 million per.

Psycho.....?

Best post of the thread (IMO) regarding the definition of alcoholism.

Probably the right move there, Levi. Sounds like a strange bird.

That’s actually really good parenting, IMO. Teach your kid how to have a sense of humor!

He never met me before. Maybe my wife told him ? I honestly struggle at putting air in my tires and filling up my windshield washer thing ?

The first time I met my father in law, my wife (then girlfriend) and I got hotel rooms for us and my future in-laws at The Turning Stone Casino. We exchanged gifts after dinner, and my Father in law gave me a box full of random car maintainance stuff (e.g., lock de-icer, windshield washer fluid, brake fluid, zip ties, etc...). Still don’t quite know what to make of that. He is now been deceased 7 or 8 years. Great guy.

This is going to sound kind of messed up, but my parents split when I was 3 and I moved away with my father. My dad was somewhat of a ladies man back in the day, and there was rarely a Saturday morning that I didn’t see some strange broad coming out of his bedroom in the morning. My father worked construction during the week, and bartended Friday and Saturday. Let’s just say that I walked in on he and his “fun girls” in the act more than just a few times. I think my father was forced to give me a watered down version of the birds and the bees at around age 3 or 4. Learned the rest from friends and porno mags/movies.

Cool man! I remember like it was yesterday when my son (he was about the same age as yours) was standing in his crib holding the bars when I went to get him up from nap. My boy was a really fat baby, and was a little slower in reaching his gross motor milestones than other kids his age. Now he can hula hoop through a Cheerio!

What?

Yes we should. Especially if that 1st round pick lands us near Greedy Williams or Josh Allen. Greedy would give us a bookend, shut-down corner opposite tre for the foreseeable future. Josh would give us versatility in that he will be an excellent SOLB/edge rusher combo.

Anyone win, or know anyone of pulling out a W, after the 2 point ESPN stat correction for Zeke Elliott last week??

My friend’s 12 year old son was still a believer, and his parents thought that was weird, so they “hired” another older child to break the news to him. I thought was an interesting choice by the parents. And F the elf on a shelf.

I wonder about my (just turning) 9 year old son. He plays hockey with lots of older kids, and many of his neighborhood friends are older (4th - 6th grade). I tell my wife there is no way, at his age and with all that influence, that he still believes in Santa. She disagrees. He still plays along very convincingly, but I think he does it to placate us because he knows he’s getting presents, and because of his little sister (5).

Collected sports autographs as a kid. Some of the better ones I can think of... Michael Jordan Joe Montana Karl Malone Ken Griffey Jr. Cornelius Bennett Drew Bledsoe I got most of the early 90’s Bills players with the exception of Kelly, Thurman and Reed. Those guys were hard to get.

I was going to wear my khakis with a merlot JCREW crewneck, but I feel like there’s going to be a lot of khaki at the party so I think I’ll wear my gray slacks. Now I haven’t decided on shoes yet, but I’m leaning toward my Dolce Chukka boots. Cognac of course. Oh and the socks?!

Yes. You need to be addicted to something pretty serious for it to impact you enough to lose your job. If you lose your job because you’re “addicted” to solely marijuana...you’re actually an irresponsible *****. Same goes with shopping, working out, and all the other frivolous “addictions” folks use to make excuses for their poor choices in life. It’s a bunch of crap.

Hear about the dude who stabbed an old lady outside of Walmart to get money to pay his gym fees because he was addicted to working out? Yeah, I didn’t hear about that either. How about the guy who sold his body behind Denny’s to get money to buy marijuana? Nope, never heard about that. Get real....

I’ll wait to hear what he tested positive for before I weigh in on whether or not he “suffers from addiction.” That phrase sees to be thrown around quite liberally now a days.

Beautiful! I wonder when they changed the rule.

I don’t think the NCAA allows alcohol to be sold in venues that are owned by the college/university. Could be mistaken. SU doesn’t own the Carrier Dome. They lease it, essentially, even though it is on the hill.

Worst thing that can happen in the FF playoffs is to try and get cute. Go with what got you there.

I was thinking they might do better with sniper rifles.

If I wanted any lip from you I’d scrape it off my zipper. Why don’t you go tug your nuts? ??

iPads? Weak...