The ones on the radio in the mid to late 70s were classic.
"Hey there's someone rooting around in the dumpster"
"Oh, it's the guy from the other taco place. He's using our garbage to make his tacos."
To the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow:
"...Soft, hard or super, they won't hurt your pooper!..."
They were three locations. Bailey near UB, Forest at Elmwood, and Seneca Street. No sit down, only take out. They were open until 5 AM and the employees were sometimes more wasted than the customers. A friend and I went in and ordered two Super Mightys each. We open the bag and there were 8 of them in there!. If you wanted extra hot, they pumped more hot sauce from the gallon jug and laughed maniacally at you while they were doing it.
Once, I'm waiting outside the Bailey Ave one and a guy is being chased . He grabs me and tries to use me as a shield. The guy chasing him had a piece of PVC pipe. The guy with the pipe grabs me and throws me to the side. They caught the chasee in the middle of Bailey and start beating him until the sirens were heard and they took off. Never dull there!