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What training? Don't put your dick in the machinery?

Have to say soda so these hicks here in California get it, but as soon as I land in Buffalo, it's pop.

You can't "cure" it. The virus inserts in your DNA and is there forever. They said that there are a"almost no viruses detected."

My grandfather was 87 and in the hospital and almost in a coma. He stopped breathing and they did CPR. Broke 2 ribs. He died the next day anyway. Made his last day on earth an agony.

Watching Comedy Central tonight and Idiocracy was on (not by coincidence I think). Seeing the crap on the news recently, I think that will be a documentary by the end of the year.

Jedi mind meld - He has a Wookie wife who dresses like a Romulan. No wonder he's confused.

Time for table & chair control!

Had a beard in the 80s. tried it again about 2005. Grey, red and bald spots (I'm blond), so I'm clean shaven now.

He started out as an intern on the Don & Mike Show.

Windows Blue? Cutting out the garbage and putting the BSOD as the startup screen?

Don't put any criticisms in writing.

The $700 hammers and toilet seats are where they hide the funding for top secret things like the stealth fighters when they were under development.

WTF is Party Down ? Where are the Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres?

Big Bang Theory is great. Love NCIS.

My mom is now 86 and still in good health. I've been joking with her. Can we save a few bucks now and have them carve the 20 on the headstone now? My dad hated his S-I-L (brother's wife) with good reason. Before my dad died his brother and S-I-L decided to get their own graves. They eventually settled on another cemetery, but my dad said if they pick the plot next to my mom and dad's, he wanted my mom to dig him up and move him. He said: "I am not gonna be next to that B word for eternity." A few months before he died, my dad was talking to his B-I-L, who also knew he was dying (weak heart). I overheard them making a bet on who would go first. They said they pay up when they both met again. I picture them smoking cigars, drinking, and playing cards with another B-I-L of his who died from type 1 diabetes at age 47 in the late 70s.

This was before I was friends with them, but a friend's dad died and his wife's mom died the next day . Him in the SF area and her in the LA area. That must have ben tough to figure out what to do.

He saw Glengarry Glen Ross.

"Brawndo - It's got what plants crave!"

My dad quit smoking cigarettes in 1964 when he was 34. Complained that Rockefeller raised the taxes on them. He still smoked cigars and mostly pipes. In 1983 he quit for good when he had a "silent" heart attack. The damage was done. He found out he had inoperable lung cancer in 1989. Lasted until the day after the Bills scored three TDs in 71 seconds against Denver (Oct 1) in 1990 (he was 60). I remember the day because a few minutes before he went, I was telling him about the game. First thing he said when the doctor told him was "Son of a B word! I should have never started smoking." I think he started smoking at 14.

He also married his cousin

Looks like a cross between someone getting tased and an epileptic seizure.

It's in the hood. Some urban renewal at work. You don't feel 2.6 quakes in CA unless it's right under you.

Tasker got on!

My neighbor when I was a kid was named Narcissus. We called him Narcy. When he turned 18, he had it changed legally to John. His mother named their Pomeranian Bradley.

The only thing I've watched her in was a ST:TNG episode where Wesley was trying to hit on her.