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I guess Celebrity Rehab didn't work.

Scooby goes down to SD.Takes the Tijuana Trolley, sees the donkey shows and gets lost while coming back and now he's an expert on Border Security.

And he visited California I don't know how many times to get mucho dinero from SF and LA.

A wall's a start, next an electrified fence. then a moat with gators or crocs.

Why to you need a fence to keep room renters where they are?

A friend and I went to see Valby at Melanies (Main & Transit). I was a passenger. We both got stinking drunk. I tell him"you keep am eye on the center line and I watch out for the line on the side of the road. Made it to Cheektowaga with no problem. Another time at a local bar I hanged out at I was doing Alabama Slammeres. I was in my mid 20s. I tried picking up a 60-something year old. Got in the car and made it a block. New I was wasted and pulled on a side street. Back then, If the keys were in your pocke, they couldn't get you for DWI. Fell asleep until 8 AM Sunday morning. Was still feeling loopy and made it home. Another time I'm hitting the Elmwood Strip, had to be early 80s. I remember having 2 drinks. Next thing I remember I,m backing into a chain link fence on Squaw Island. Next thing I know, I wake up the next morning at home. No marks on my car. Stopped drinking for a month or so. As you said, god looks out for drunks. The cops had a different attitude. My father's cousin was a Cheektowaga cop. He told us he's on the Kensington in the middle of the night and spots a car in the grass median. The driver has the door open and his feet out the door. When asked, he said "I'm drunk and I can't drive." He tells his rookie partner to follow him. My father's cousin drove the guy home. He said the guy had enough sense to get off the road. Also he said the paperwork would take at least half the shift to complete

Saw Rodney Dangerfield in the late 90s at the MGM Grand. Just a little dirtier than TV (a few F's and more sexual jokes, but was not bad). Went for 40 minutes nonstop (not even for a drink of water), played a few clips from his movies (about 20 minutes) and did another 30 minutes non-stop. That sweating was real.

There's a sale at Penny's!!!

Heard he had spinal surgery and probably wouldn't walk again. Didn't want his wife to have to take care of an invalid.

The Dutch word for glove is handschoen (hand shoe).

Doc, Tell these people how much (in percent) your medical malpractice insurance is in relation tp your gross income. They'd be shocked.

Heard a tape of Obama and Clinton from last night's fundraiser on the Laura Ingraham Show. Clinton doesn't care about Obama at all. He was talking about "At least some of my budgets were balanced". After that Oboma sounded like" F' it all. I don't care anymore". :lol:

??:?? + 120: Fox and CNN reports Walker wins. Angry Ed blows out his brains. Chris Matthews says "I always loved you" to a picture of Obama before swallowing a cyanide pill.

Ben & Jerry's cashed in when they sold the company to the international conglomerate Unilever.

Age 77. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

I think the only one left from Hogan's Heroes now is LeBeau. He's in his 80s and was a Holocaust survivor. Maybe one of Klink's secretary's too. The one that became Bob Crane's wife.

You people keep talking about lower gas pric es. We sure as hell don't see them here in California. They peaked at 4.32 and are now "down" to 4.15 at the cheapest place I've seen. Meanwhile on the radio, they say it is about 3.65 for a national average and as low as 3.10 in NC.

If Gates had your brains , he'd still be getting picked up for DUIs in New Mexico.

As someone stated, they disappeared when Obama came to power. Does their return mean that Obama is on his way out? (Please, Please Please)

Heart disease. Had a family background of it and had a few episodes earlier.

I think MDP was gnawing on the window sill when Sesame Street was on. "One of these things is not like the other..."

My dad grew up on the east side during the Depression. They lived between the railroad tracks and the slaughterhouse. He remembers them closing down the street, coming down the street with bullhorns telling people to stay indoors and driving the cattle from the railroad cars to the slaughterhouse.

I have a friend who divorced his wife after 12 cats. He woke up to take a pee and found cat crap in the bathroom sink. He said "Me or the cats". She picked the cats. Luckily, he bought his parents house before he met her and she had a full time job, so no getting reamed during the divorce.

"God Helps Those Who Help Themselves" - Algernon Sydney, 1698

MDP, If you don't like getting paid $10/hr for putting together the bicycle, quit and find a job that will pay $100hr. Good luck. The factory owner has to pay the rent or mortgage on the building, the taxes on the property, the business taxes etc. Your unskilled labor is probably a small fraction of his costs. Never took an economics class in college, but I do know that you know squat.