SageAgainstTheMachine

"Men make mistakes, Jack. What you did was a Whoopsadaisy, like a woman or a child." - Hank Hooper

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I've always liked Lindell. Some here on TSW have called into question his value, but we all saw what happens with a replacement level guy like Rayner. I'll take solid.

Think about it. If the snap never gets to the holder, what role does the kicker even play? I'm all for drafting a long snapper #10 and then trading back into the 1st round for a kicker.

Nah, they probably just signed up for Netflix or something.

You guys are ridiculous. Sanborn might not be the type of long snapper that can win games single-handedly, but Patrick Mannelly ain't walkin' through that door! Is Sanborn a franchise long snapper? No. Do we need to create yet another hole (one which we'd realistically have to spend a 1st or 2nd rounder to replace)? No.

This seems like a funny story, but it's not. Somewhere there was a woman waiting 15 minutes for her McNuggets who couldn't get through to a dispatcher.

It's disturbing to know that people like this guy exist.

Exactly. It's difficult to view such a lucrative/popular career with much foresight, but when Mr. Williams is a 50 year old man with the brain of a 90 year old he'll wish that he stepped away.

It's simple. Repeated knee injuries shorten careers, repeated head injuries shorten lives. There's legal, then there's right.

At least she's a babe.

I pity him. I pity his children more, who seemingly know their father primarily through the context of caustic child support litigation.

That's a mistake that I'm sure they'll regret.

No! Mushrooms can't treat depression and anxiety because they are WRONG. They cause hallucinations! We need more pharmaceutical concoctions that cause heart attack, stroke, dry mouth, sore throat, nausea, stomach ulcers, flu-like symptoms, rectal bleeding and, in rare cases, death.

Maybe.

Proud nerd here. If I showed you guys how I really spend my time on the internet, I'd get banned.

Discussion about animal testing always reminds me of this from The Onion... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6CSIFi78Nw

They don't call it the loud, excruciating killer for nothing.

Way to ruin the fun.

If I'm Manning, the Dolphins are as undesirable as the Bills.

Rub some dirt on it.

Sounds like Sammy in particular might have antisocial personality disorder. I would think you'd know better than to paint rodents with a broad brush.

Remember how angry everyone was when the Bills didn't take Jimmy Clausen?

I had the same thoughts. I was more impressed that the rats could actually figure out the release mechanism. I assumed that level of sentience was beyond them.

That's what paper bags and doggy style are for.