SageAgainstTheMachine

A romantic poem is always a nice touch. Roses are red Violets are purple I wanna !@#$ you with a rake

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Rumor is that Fitz will wear a beard of wedding rings for the upcoming season.

A fail for sure, but not of the epic variety.

If you unfriend any of them, I will shiv you. Mofo.

Certainly, gays should probably be considerably more motivated to fight. I'd be chomping at the bit to tackle those who consider me an abomination. And that includes bigoted fundamentals in America. I suppose I'd have a thicker skin, though. The guy you quote has it wrong, though. "They are not earning their keep because our enemy hates them the most." No. Absolutely not. I refuse to foist disproportionate expectations upon any group because they just so happen to be the target. Let's say there's a mass murderer who fires randomly into crowds with the aim of killing as many blonde women as possible. He just despises them. Your daughter is a blonde woman. Is it her responsibility to join the police force because, hey, she got us into this mess?

Don't ever, ever, ever, EVER read the comments on youtube. I don't know what it is about that particular community, but the youtube comments section might just be the douchiest place on earth.

Exactly. It's a chilling image for sure, but I doubt the on-duty sniper even so much as touched the rifle. Nothing wrong with security.

I'm actually the Vice President of the Bangor Septic Guild. Not to brag, but the ladies are in no short supply.

Thanks for being here, Ice. We love to live vicariously through your Packers. I think a lot of posters would single the Pack out as their 2nd favorite team. Offseason is indeed long, but my favorite sport is baseball anyway.

I'd really like to see the Bills go after Garcon.

Being rich and horny is plenty cool, but he shouldn't have gotten married.

Humphries? The power forward from the Nets? What? edit: ooohhh, that...sometimes I wanna just not live on this planet.

Sanchezzzzz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwvTPNMEEGI

If the Bills ever won 3 Superbowls in 4 years, I'd never feel raw about another loss. A mere 7 years later and Pats fans are eating their own. Spoiled.

Did you see how they were dressed? I didn't.

I can see it both ways. The faux "hatred" of the rival is a fun part of sports. People go overboard with it, though. I find that there's a distaste for objectivity on this message board.

That's the kind of video you watch in full screen. "And I was so confident that the Patriots would win, I ate like there was no tomorrow." - I guess even the most beautiful women fish for compliments.

Congrats! These posts always remind me of October 16, 2003. Aaron Boone takes down the Red Sox in Game 7 with a mighty swing and my beautiful niece is born a half hour later.

These sum up my thoughts on the matter.

Who was it that started a thread to admonish a celebrity for a mildly incendiary comment?

Brady would have had 10 seconds and no time outs from the 20. Would've taken a chaotic miracle play. What winners actually do is calculate risks and make wise decisions. A field goal from 20 yards out is 99%. Giving Brady the ball with 57 seconds is ~80%.

It's getting to be like the Talkin' Softball episode of The Simpsons. I'm waiting for Jhonas Enroth to get sucked into a different dimension.

Because everybody knows gazillionaires aren't real people who sometimes react to conflict rashly.

This weird jingoistic attitude kinda creeps me out. "Are you now or have you ever been a registered Patriots fan?" "No, I swear. I just don't get the hatred for...I mean, in 2001 it was a good story and all" "You heard him! Communist! Pats fan! Have this man removed." "What? No. I'm a Bills fan through and through..." *gunshot heard off stage*