SageAgainstTheMachine

For a very short AP article, there are multiple confusing items... 1. Since when do juries get to hand out symbolic money? 2. How do you die 12 years after being set on fire? 3. A guy set an 8 year old child on fire, but he's in prison for an unrelated charge? How is that not life in prison or at least 25 years?

Well, it's more like there is no closet.

Dude. Just give it 12 more years. The Bills will be a 6-10 before ya know it!

Is it still the weakest division? St. Louis has sucked, but Arizona and Seattle are coming on strong down the stretch. By record, the worst division is the AFC South.

Once my sister left for college, I became a much better tackler.

Ok, let's just say that your theory is true and that bachelors are better at football that married dads. Do you actually know that the Bills of the last decade have had more family men than the other teams or are you just guessing?

No, it's intentionally droll.

http://www.entertainment-bureau.com/eb-originals-presents-moonlight-a-vampire-chronicle-by-jay-sage/1348 (yes, it's a spoof)

The original statement was regarding elite players, not elite high draft picks.

Lets see how it shakes out in the playoffs. I hope the two teams play each other and I suspect the Packers would win handily.

To all the children of the tribe out there, here's hoping the Hanukkah Badger brings you some fun gifts! (It's something that I'm trying to mainstream)

It's not just pathetic, it's downright bizarre. For a middling offense like the Bills', let's say they should typically convert 3rd downs at a 35% rate. So the chances of missing entirely on a sample size of 23 3rd down chances is 0.65 ^ 23 = .00005 = .005% = 1 in 500,000 chance.

OP is correct. Polamalu is pretty good, but he's known mostly for his hair - sorta like Fitz' beard. Whitner is an old school guy who just shuts his yap and plays.

I, for one, appreciate the effort that Stevie has given all season. You can tell he's been nursing injuries from pretty much the beginning of the season. Despite all that, plus having no supporting cast at WR, he should have another 1,000 yard campaign (872 right now, plus 6 TD). Focus on the mistakes if you like. He's had an admirable season overall.

Or maybe Barries like Switzer, Manilow and White would be positioned on the GG bridge to talk folks out of it.

Can't really speak to NW Washington in 1993, seeing as I was 4. But I was referring more to the rock movement than the social movement...some great bands came of it. Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Temple of the Dog, Nirvana, Screaming Trees.

A strawberry isn't technically a berry. A watermelon is, though. So maybe there are some watermelons there.

See, there's the disconnect. I don't think a region's identity has very much to do with the success of its sports franchises. When you think of Seattle, what comes to mind? Starbucks, the grunge movement, technology...not the Mariners sucking and the Sonics leaving. If Buffalo has nothing else going for it except having an NFL franchise, that's not Ralph Wilson's fault. As for Ralph, I certainly wish he were a more competent football guy, but I don't think he's scum.

I think you take football too seriously.

Kelly: "I will take your mother, Dorothy Fitzpatrick, out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again! Fitzpatrick: "DOROTHY FITZPATRICK IS A SAINT! A SAINT!"

That was funnier than the actual Letterman Top 10s, but then again so is pancreatic cancer.

So you're asking if Kim Jong was... ...ailing?

Ha. Ha.

I watched the first 3 seasons of Dexter before growing tired of it. Pretty good show. As a dabbler in abnormal psychology, one thing that always struck me is that Dex doesn't really fit the profile for Antisocial PD at all.

I like the part where you did an irresponsibly cursory look at Wilson's life and then pretended to know what the man does/doesn't care about. Are you under the impression that most NFL owners are ravenous football fans who just happen upon a billion dollars?