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  1. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Mmmmm, salmonella.
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    Provided the Bills weren't playing, I'd anticipate this more than the game.
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    Let me put it this way...would you be comfortable voting for somebody convinced that Voldemort is plotting against America? After all, it's just his personal convictions, right?
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    And risk killing some endangered bird? That'll get you 20 to life.
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    Ok, smart guy. What percentage jackal were they, then?
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    See me after class.
  7. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Most of the...umm..."ups" involve Brie Larson.
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    Curious subtitle - "It's my birthday...Literally" As opposed to figuratively? Anyway, happy birthday. Treat yourself to something nice. Maybe dinner and a movie.
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    Screw that. I DEMAND that jw reveal his sources.
  10. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Check out a show called "United States of Tara".
  11. SageAgainstTheMachine
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gary+carter
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    Well, you can count me as a proponent for polygamy. Gay marriage opponents like to cite how it's not "natural". Know what else isn't natural? Monogamy in primates. If a person's liberties include marrying and divorcing 5 times, why not just marry 5 others at once?
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    Funny and poignant. http://imgur.com/4voAZ
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    I'd like to start a casino for older folks who err toward efficient pragmatism. It would just be a giant row of random number generators hooked up to ATMs.
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    Yeah, Jeeves was always just a guy who googled things for you. Some people prefer to google with Bing these days, but I think they just like being contrary.
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    Or any laws of probability at all, really. Slot machines exist because old women can't grasp the concept of discrete, independent outcomes of consecutive events. That and the flashing lights.
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    Most kids would be well-served to walk 8 miles a day. This parent's actions only seem obscene in our culture of driving .5 miles to the supermarket for a gallon of milk. There's nothing wrong with it. If junior gets picked up by Stranger Danger...well, that could've happened on the school playground too. World's never going to be inherently safe.
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    So how do you reconcile your pragmatic opinion with the larger objective in play - that being, Americans have the liberty to consume what they please, and industries are free to produce it? It's a muddled concept given that obese folks are a drain on everybody else's income, but you have to draw a line in the sand somewhere.
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    Well, different perspectives. I don't respect convictions that I believe are blatantly fictional.
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    http://espn.go.com/high-school/story/_/id/7581140/piggyback-bandit-puzzles-high-school-sports-officials-northwest
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    White people bad. I think this author needs the Robin Williams talk from Good Will Hunting. Oh, and the NCAA is retarded. But that's an entirely different discussion from what this article espouses.
  22. SageAgainstTheMachine
    Mile High Club: Level 999 - Doing it in the cockpit. And you're not a pilot.
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    If it's not important, why does Santorum spend so much time campaigning on "traditional values"? I'd say an archaic fundamentalist perspective on sex merits questioning Santorum's status as the potential "leader of the free world". Wouldn't be surprised to find out Santorum believes the Earth is 6,000 years old.
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    Well, she's dangerous. But that's just another reason to handcuff her to the bed...
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    What a travesty if that's true.
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