Captain Caveman

writing a "football fans are obnoxious drunks" article is like shooting dolphins in a sea world tank.

yes... yes i do

If we "all" agreed on what too much is this thread would not exist.

He apologized to the mom and said he felt terrible after seeing the damage, (he didn't realize he hit the scrotum until after) it sounds like he definitely knows he did something wrong. He may not think it was criminal. I can see how this could be prosecuted if the doctor classified these as open wounds a week after it happened, but I also think it's fair to take into account AP's intent, and hopefully he gets some education / counseling on how to be an effective parent without using violence.

One of my alarm sensors just failed. IT BEGINS!

Captain 'Merica Would totally despise the Miami Dolphins

If you are already paying for Sunday Ticket call DirecTV and ask for a free upgrade.

I think Paligula could do ok in Buffalo.

He is on track to have more INTs than Kiko and Byrd combined last year. If these trends continue. Ayyyyyyyy.

If I'm coming down Abbot (late) from Milestrip will there be options to park before Southwestern?

Yeah, you asked the question about going 6-10 then butchered Pegula's name? It sounded like you were calling him Paligula.

they were all injured in the second half against the pats when they allowed zero points.

I keep thinking it's the movie poster for Pacific Rim 2. Something something Atlantic.

I'm thinking Mike Williams puts on a show in his homecoming.

I would appreciate it very much if the 3-4 days could go by without anything weird / terrible happening.

This is the disaster that will keep us from winning it all this year?

He is on non-football injury list, which is basically the same as IR except that if he doesn't play he won't get a year of credited service (and he will be a restricted free agent when his contract is up.)

Whatever makes your tailgate.

That's me

I don't drink anymore, but I'll buy a round. It may not be the first, since I've got a 50/50 chance (or worse) of actually making it into the stadium in time for kickoff.

I watched it, and I agree he is very good. I would not say he is better than Matt Forte.

Not sure if you watched the game, but both of their lines looked gassed in the second half. I'd say the heat had at least a little to do with it.

Wow, I was worried about us being overconfident.

This was awesome too: It's awesome that he gets to play for his hometown team, and his home opener gets to be this game. I would not be surprised if he had a huge game this week.