Captain Caveman

We need a video combining "who's the fairest of them all" from snow white with the Siri results.

How many Fred Jackson Jockstraps is this worth?

Aw nuts. Too easy.

It just seems like we're giving out jocks like candy these days.

it's meant to be.

So can I, the answer is the Ray Rice suspension.

After 2 weeks, the schedule for the rest of the year is looking more favorable than it seemed 2 weeks ago. Green Bay at home could be a winnable game (after watching them almost lose to the Jets at home.) Kansas City is banged up and hopefully we can handle them at home. To me the only game that seems to be marked down as a "definite" loss is @ Denver. @Chicago Miami San Diego @Houston @Detroit New England Minnesota @Jets Kansas City @Miami Jets Cleveland @Denver Green Bay @Oakland @New England

This is a very strange premise.

A Minnesota message board (similar to TBD) has shut down over this. http://vikingsmessageboard.com/

booooooooooooooo

Yeah, but it was a division game, so it cancels out.

I forgot that San Diego is actually German for whale's vagina.

That is awesome. I hope he keeps it up.

booooooooi

Rheingold and Ohrnberger. Krush the Krauts.

It will most likely be reduced because currently it is undefined. CBA or not, most arbitrators won't let that stand.

I imagine the suspension will be better defined / reduced, if that's what you mean by "win". My point was, the CBA currently allows the commissioner very broad powers in suspending players for conduct detrimental to the league. I'm not arguing that he should or should not have those powers. http://www.forbes.com/sites/darrenheitner/2014/09/11/ray-rice-discipline-brings-to-light-poorly-drafted-nfl-collective-bargaining-agreement/ Yes, a man could make a good living betting in that manner...

I believe the new policy specifically allows for the legal process to play out before any suspension is given.

Ray Rice wasn't found guilty, it was the video that did him in. In the end, the decision that is made by the NFL will be a PR / Marketing decision. The one thing that is different about this case is that there is a sizable percentage of people in this country that think AP was doing the right thing. It will be very interesting to see how this plays out.

Is this an "if a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it" thing?

It was loud while we were on D. It seemed to me that overall there was a bit more goodwill and less negative energy. I didn't see one fight.

Sorry for the confusion. You will never hear the end of it from me. I was confirming that. Paligula. Hilarious.

He hasn't played much at all, started this week and 1 start last year. He played decent at home this week (there was a sack he allowed that was called back for defensive holding, but it was not a coverage sack.)

Not from me.

Pick your poison, someone is gonna have a field day.