Beerball Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Dick Jauron has not posted one single time in the DC Tom memorial thread but if he had it would be to donate money towards the paver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 insert cricket sounds here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiemonster Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Dick Jauron never drove drunk off a bridge and took off leaving his passenger to drown. No, he hasn't, now if we could just get him to drive off of a bridge period, we will be all right, BTW, he can be sober if he prefers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordong Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Dick can't remember anything that happened in a game until he reviews the tapes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uticaclub Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Dicky J never killed his ex-wife & her new boyfriend that were living in his condo driving his car. Dicky J never sucked dick for coke. Dicky J always asks Madden when playing his Xbox that's about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Dick Jauron did not take TBD off line for 8 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Dick Jauron has never used propofol injections to cure insomnia. This thread is full of win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Dick Jauron didn't kill 6,000,000 jews in the 1940's Bastard. You stole my line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Dick Jauron never posted 3 times in a row in a thread dedicated to positively talking about how much he blows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UB2SF Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 See Dick clap. Dick claps hard! Clap, Dick, clap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heels20X6 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Dicky J is always amazed at what can happen at football games "weather-wise"... Dick Jauron always goes to bed Friday night happy about how his practices went. Dick Jauron never angers opposing coaches by doing things like managing the game clock properly, taking shots into the end zone, using challenges effectively.....winning..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Dick Jauron has never been hated for winning. Dick Jauron has never been tasered. Dick Jauron has never met anyone that emotes less than he does. Dick Jauron has never met a vampire with paler skin than he has. Dick Jauron has never not golf-clapped at a football game. Dick Jauron has never opposed punting from his opponent's one yard line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endzone Animal Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 It's not Dick Jauron's fault someone was cheap enough and stupid enough to hire him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Y. Orangeman Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Dick Jauron has never worn an offensive sweater, nor called his punt returner a punt catcher in public. Perhaps more importantly, Dick Jauron has never failed to make /dev/null breakfast before leaving the next morning.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnk Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Dick Jauron has never stolen ideas from successful coaches before him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 His quick glances at the scoreboard are second to none. Seriously. It seems like he always knows EXACTLY when the camera is on him, because he just has to make those quick little peeks at the scoreboard. Nicely done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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