loyal2dagame Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 "sham wow, it'll make you say wow every time" looks like the hooker makes vince say oww every time. looks like he had his nose lit up by the hooker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 This guy just oozes sleaze, to me. I wouldn't buy anything he represented, simply because he comes off as a snake-oil salesman. I can hardly believe people find him appealing, or trustworthy, enough to buy something he is hawking. Fess up Deano - you got a whole closet full of ShamWows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Fess up Deano - you got a whole closet full of ShamWows. yes, but Dean is still in the closet full of ShamWows with R.Kelly, Tom Cruise, and John Travolta, and he refuses to come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Nah, but the guy really does Idolize Eric Cartman. So he may have been exploited by Chris Hanson at some point. As for this week, They took our jobs!!! dey took err jaeeerrbs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Just goes to prove: Once you go scientology, you're f@#$ed. Best thing I've read all day. And I really needed a laugh, too. Thanks Faustus. EDIT: I just realized he's also the Slap Chop guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons" Gee, what a surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 This guy just oozes sleaze, to me. I wouldn't buy anything he represented, simply because he comes off as a snake-oil salesman. I can hardly believe people find him appealing, or trustworthy, enough to buy something he is hawking. How can you say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 How can you say that? It was easy. But, I probably can't say it as unctuously as Vince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Now what does this teach us kids? Don't kiss prostitutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 That's a tongue that shoulda been bit years ago. Mug shot = hilarious. I'm looking at the picture of this douche and his shammy thinking, this guy wants everyone to think he's 12! Well, evidently that was the directive for the boys in the touch-up studio, holy cow! I saw that Scientology made its way into this thread. Is it confirmed that his guy is an Elron follower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I saw that Scientology made its way into this thread. Is it confirmed that his guy is an Elron follower? no longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 no longer. No? He's a revert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 No? He's a revert? They kicked him out for making a bad movie. Can you believe that? Wiki I heard an interview with Billy Mays and they asked him about Vince. He went into character and said, "I'll put my products up against his any day. The Zorbie will kill that Sham-wow. It's got the word 'Sham' right in it. Slap chop? More like Crap chop." It was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 They kicked him out for making a bad movie. Can you believe that? Wiki I heard an interview with Billy Mays and they asked him about Vince. He went into character and said, "I'll put my products up against his any day. The Zorbie will kill that Sham-wow. It's got the word 'Sham' right in it. Slap chop? More like Crap chop." It was great. The Church of Scientology kicked him out! I've never heard of someone being kicked out of that religion!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 They kicked him out for making a bad movie. Can you believe that? Wiki I heard an interview with Billy Mays and they asked him about Vince. He went into character and said, "I'll put my products up against his any day. The Zorbie will kill that Sham-wow. It's got the word 'Sham' right in it. Slap chop? More like Crap chop." It was great. Just what the world needed...a Billy Mays television series. Saw the promos for it this weekend, Mays and some other mook giving people a chance to hawk their products. Must miss TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Just what the world needed...a Billy Mays television series. Saw the promos for it this weekend, Mays and some other mook giving people a chance to hawk their products. Must miss TV. Oh oh... Pics of the alleged victim NSFW! Pretty damning, but I'll reserve judgment... 'cause that's what we're supposed to do, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Oh oh... Pics of the alleged victimNSFW! Pretty damning, but I'll reserve judgment... 'cause that's what we're supposed to do, right? Yikes, a little overboard I think. If she was biting his tongue you'd think she would have given up after the first punch in the eye. It looks like he beat her after she let go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Yikes, a little overboard I think. If she was biting his tongue you'd think she would have given up after the first punch in the eye. It looks like he beat her after she let go. I can say if some crack whore was biting my tongue, I'd definitely club the sh-- out of her at least until she let me go. If she took forever to let me go, I'd show less restraint. That said, I don't go for hookers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmac17 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 what about the fact that he was in a $700 a night hotel room with a $1,000 hooker. That is A LOT of sham-wows. i was at at trade show the other day and they were selling sham-wow. I bit. it sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 If beating up hookers is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. Seriously, the dude just looks shady. And I won't trust that guy with the beard that is way too excited either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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