thebug Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Man you must really hate the Bills in Toronto thing now. It's almost like Toronto is trying to !@#$ with you. (and your girl) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Call her new man and let him know that every time he goes down on her, he has a little taste of you. Winner!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Call her new man and let him know that every time he goes down on her, he has a little taste of you. now thats a hallmark moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 Call her new man and let him know that every time he goes down on her, he has a little taste of you. really really tempting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 Man you must really hate the Bills in Toronto thing now. It's almost like Toronto is trying to !@#$ with you. (and your girl) Insult to injury.... rumor has it that ass clown took her to that game too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Om, baby...Om! http://www.learningmeditation.com/ http://ommeditation.info/ http://www.squidoo.com/NamMyohoRengeKyo Nam Myoho Renge Kyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Om, baby...Om! http://www.learningmeditation.com/ http://ommeditation.info/ http://www.squidoo.com/NamMyohoRengeKyo Nam Myoho Renge Kyo Maybe HR could fine an "est" therapy group somewhere... http://www.badfads.com/pages/activities/est.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jock Sniffer Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Along with 2 bananas, and a can of whipped cream. Uhhhhhh, yeah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Let sleeping dogs lie. Don't text her, keep your eyes forward soldier. amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 So the guy's 27....lives in Toronto....and decides to date a 19 year old in Rochester? Is the Fast Ferry still operating or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I have changed my mind. Since it is the off season, and I am bored, I think you should not only text her, but call her as well. Profess your love, you never know, maybe she still feels the same way. I bet she does. Let us know what happens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I have changed my mind. Since it is the off season, and I am bored, I think you should not only text her, but call her as well. Profess your love, you never know, maybe she still feels the same way. I bet she does. Let us know what happens... 2nd shift at Wegman's... 2nd shift over now. At the bar.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45_8zWktVNE The morning shift... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTbB-d12A0 Ah - to be young, and in love...what great times! Pay attention, kids. There's a great life out there waiting for you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 3rd shift at Wegman's... Cincy, that stuff was corny when it was NEW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 I have changed my mind. Since it is the off season, and I am bored, I think you should not only text her, but call her as well. Profess your love, you never know, maybe she still feels the same way. I bet she does. Let us know what happens... Ha i think ill pass on the whole professing love thing. That ship has sailed i could never be with someone who treated me like that. She met this assclown online in a video game called puzzle pirates. He lives in his parents basement and is unemployed Now im a poor college kid but i figure i have to look better than that right? If those are her standards she can live in a basement i dont give a sh-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 So the guy's 27....lives in Toronto....and decides to date a 19 year old in Rochester? Is the Fast Ferry still operating or something? No she met him online. In a game called puzzle pirates. She started playing when she was 13 and he was hitting on her then.. hes a perv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Cincy, that stuff was corny when it was NEW! So what? ..."When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie That's amore When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine That's amore Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling And you'll sing "Vita bella" Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay Like a gay tarantella When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool That's amore When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet You're in love When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not Dreaming signore Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli That's amore"... Vita bella, Deano. What the h*ll else is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Try and hook up one more time. Hate !@#$ing is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 So what? ..."When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie That's amore When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine That's amore Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling And you'll sing "Vita bella" Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay Like a gay tarantella When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool That's amore When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet You're in love When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not Dreaming signore Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli That's amore"... Vita bella, Deano. What the h*ll else is there? That's MUCH better. Dino Martin had some style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalonian Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 No she met him online. In a game called puzzle pirates. She started playing when she was 13 and he was hitting on her then.. hes a perv The moral of the story: Never fall in love with a woman who plays an internet game called "puzzle pirates." Good luck Hamdan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Let it go, man. The great thing about women is they really are like streetcars...there will be a new one around shortly. Life's too short to worry about it. You're young...there are plenty of women in your future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Clearly the only thing to do, is text that poor young unhappy dear, and tell her there are a large number of fine upstanding young men on Wall who would very much like to speak with her and put some sunshine on that unhappy face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Cincy, that stuff was corny when it was NEW! No doubt Deano, I thought I was listening to a Happy Days Soundtrack for a minute! (just fuggin with you Cincy... that's good stuff man.) Let it go, man. The great thing about women is they really are like streetcars...there will be a new one around shortly. Life's too short to worry about it. You're young...there are plenty of women in your future. Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSe7MUCFgo Fast forward to 8:40 of this video... Mr. T has all the answers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Clearly the only thing to do, is text that poor young unhappy dear, and tell her there are a large number of fine upstanding young men on Wall who would very much like to speak with her and put some sunshine on that unhappy face. hehe...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSe7MUCFgo Fast forward to 8:40 of this video... Mr. T has all the answers!!! Now if we can only get HR a bad laugh track... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stussy109 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Move forward, move on, and who gives a sheet what she thinks or feels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyBillsFan Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 If you really want her to feel sorry for you and come back, just tell her the truth man. Tell her your a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spun Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 If you are dating at work realize that such closeness is a mistake and don't do it again. Keep the files separate... When things are going great it can be fun but when you need your space and can't get it, it is hell. When you see and hear each other constantly then it takes a stronger hold on your thoughts and emotions at the expense of your job. Not good. If you are young (you said around late teens, twenties?) move on. There are so many attractive options. Stay away from co-workers, neighbors, classmates, etc. The space between you and your girlfiend of the future is a good thing. Women are like a good vacation. You want to end your vacation wishing you could stay longer but not having stayed too long. In a relationship, you want to to crave seeing each other more instead of seeing each other too much. If you two are in different cities that is very good. Don't text, don't call, don't write and don't get into any more verbal spats. Move on! Speaking of vacations, take one to clear your mind a bit. Time heals and so does distance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 You text here and this song may fit you if somehow you get back together. The again, guys think that they can "hit it one more time" and get out... I am not a gambling man and trust me things usually spiral quickly into dysfunction... The Offspring, Self Esteem: I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practiced all the things I would say But she came over I lost my nerve I took her back and made her dessert Now I know I'm being used That's ok because I like the abuse I know she's playing with me That's okay cause I've got no self-esteem We make plans to go out at night I wait till 2 then I turn out the light All this rejection's got me so low If she keeps it up I just might tell her so When she's saying that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care, Right? Now I'll relate this a little bit That happens more than I'd like to admit Late at night she knocks on my door Drunk again and looking to score Now I know I should say no But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go I may be dumb But I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Clearly the only thing to do, is text that poor young unhappy dear, and tell her there are a large number of fine upstanding young men on Wall who would very much like to speak with her and put some sunshine on that unhappy face. Good one Mill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 He lives in his parents basement and is unemployed... Sorry Millbank ... Cover your ears (well eyes)... I can't resist with this crayonzesque reply! ONLY JOKING! What did you expect? Next step in his life he will be driving a tow-truck, smoking Player's, downs a case of Blue a night, and rooting for the Leafs. Does he have a mullet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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