Guffalo Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Even their pussies are fat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Even their pussies are fat..... There is no way in hell I'm going to click on that link. Nope, not a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 There is no way in hell I'm going to click on that link. Nope, not a chance. B word is spread eagle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Even their pussies are fat..... Post of the The WeekTM honors go to Guffalo for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Post of the The WeekTM honors go to Guffalo for that one. Oh no, you can't trick me with that post of the week sh--. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Oh no, you can't trick me with that post of the week sh--. Come on....you know you want to. Feel the power of the dark side..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 In college I was walking through Wegmans with a case of beer and an obese woman looked at me and said "you know those are bad for you." I looked in her cart and said "you know those Ho-ho's are bad for you." And she called me an ass? yesterday in wal-mart some fat ass woman on a motorized cart yelled at me when i was turning into the next aisle. told me that "she had the right of way," so i was just supposed to back my cart up, go back into the aisle i had came from and let her pass. When i got into the next aisle, a girl who had seen what happened said to me, "maybe if her fat ass would get up and walk around the store, she wouldn't need to get in everyone's way with her cart." Carts are for the elderly and the disabled, those who really have trouble getting around, not for some fat piece of trash that is too lazy to push around a cart of fried chicken, potato chips and diet coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 yesterday in wal-mart some fat ass woman on a motorized cart yelled at me when i was turning into the next aisle. told me that "she had the right of way," so i was just supposed to back my cart up, go back into the aisle i had came from and let her pass. When i got into the next aisle, a girl who had seen what happened said to me, "maybe if her fat ass would get up and walk around the store, she wouldn't need to get in everyone's way with her cart." Carts are for the elderly and the disabled, those who really have trouble getting around, not for some fat piece of trash that is too lazy to push around a cart of fried chicken, potato chips and diet coke. Ever been to Disney? Its truly ridiculous. I understand having a disability...but being too fat to walk around an amusement park does not qualify in my book. And they drive those things like they think they are Dale Earnhardt...my 3 year old son almost got ran over. Then, they have the little basket things on the front...thats not for the fried chicken and french fries, so all your little future fatties can inhale more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hossage Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 The guy who sits next to me has to be 6'4" and 330+, and im not small, but we still fit in our seats if i push in on his fat so it bulges out somewhere else instead. He eats at least one variety pack of candy bars during a game. He accidentally left 15 mini hershey bars and 10 peanut butter cups behind last game because he couldnt find them under all the other candy wrappers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 linkHow about I get the same treatment?....I should be accommodated as well...as my 6 foot 6 frame does not fit too well in those seats! Damn tall people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 In college I was walking through Wegmans with a case of beer and an obese woman looked at me and said "you know those are bad for you." I looked in her cart and said "you know those Ho-ho's are bad for you." And she called me an ass? Ho! Ho! You really shouldn't talk to your mother that way. Even their pussies are fat..... Chef, they're only pictures of cats. yesterday in wal-mart some fat ass woman on a motorized cart yelled at me when i was turning into the next aisle. told me that "she had the right of way," so i was just supposed to back my cart up, go back into the aisle i had came from and let her pass. When i got into the next aisle, a girl who had seen what happened said to me, "maybe if her fat ass would get up and walk around the store, she wouldn't need to get in everyone's way with her cart." Carts are for the elderly and the disabled, those who really have trouble getting around, not for some fat piece of trash that is too lazy to push around a cart of fried chicken, potato chips and diet coke. My first job was at McDonald's and these fat bastards would come in and order a Big Mac, large fries, an apple pie a sundae and a diet coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 My first job was at McDonald's and these fat bastards would come in and order a Big Mac, large fries, an apple pie a sundae and a diet coke. They're watching their calories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 BTW, George Costanza: They gave me my own personal Rascal, Jerry. Jerry: Well, it's comforting to know that you'll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles per hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 They're watching their calories. It's like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 It's like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic. Maybe they don't like regular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Maybe they don't like regular? Maybe they don't like deck chairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Here's an idea! Why don't they have modular and adjustable seating?... Or call it "church pew seating"... The fat asses can take up a little more room and the children can be scrunched in together to offset things. Perfect balance... Takes into consideration varying body sizes. What a cluster phuck this would be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I used to work with a guy that would get an ice cream cone at mcdonalds *for the walk back* to work, where we'd then sit and eat our lunches. Guess he had to offset the fact that we walked a few blocks to get lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I've no doubt that some thought bad of this thin woman getting out of her car. Cursed her for having robbed them somehow, of having to walk more steps from where they parked. That is what gets me... There are people out there that actually think this! Not me... I park as far away as possible everytime... Why get you vehicle dinged or knicked up form carts?... And heck, it is easier too... While others are hunting for a spot (and leaving the chance open for a fender bender), I am practically in the building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 I used to work with a guy that would get an ice cream cone at mcdonalds *for the walk back* to work, where we'd then sit and eat our lunches. Guess he had to offset the fact that we walked a few blocks to get lunch. You should see the drive-thru at DQ in the summer time... People steering, weaving through the masses why they negotiate the wheel with a knee... Makes me lose faith in this world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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