stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Ok, Im bored - slow as hell at work... So, lets make a story, I'll go first: "So, I sat down to watch the Yankees Red Sox game.... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Ok, Im bored - slow as hell at work... So, lets make a story, I'll go first:"So, I sat down to watch the Yankees Red Sox game.... " 77793[/snapback] "...the end." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Author Share Posted October 20, 2004 "...the end." 77802[/snapback] Clever... isnt there someone that needs your desperate help trying to figure out who to vote for? Man, can we please ban these backwoods morons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Clever... isnt there someone that needs your desperate help trying to figure out who to vote for? Man, can we please ban these backwoods morons? 77805[/snapback] I'm not sure why you can't have all of us backwoods morons banned given that half the threads started are things to keep you occupied until you don't need to be occupied anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Clever... isnt there someone that needs your desperate help trying to figure out who to vote for? Man, can we please ban these backwoods morons? 77805[/snapback] What would we do without you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 less stevestojan to skim thru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffOrange Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 half the threads started are things to keep you occupied until you don't need to be occupied anymore. 77821[/snapback] John Madden? Is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Author Share Posted October 20, 2004 What would we do without you? 77822[/snapback] Have a normal conversation. Be able to say the actual word s.h.i.t Probably rip on BF in Indiana alot more The list goes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 What would we do without you? 77822[/snapback] "I'm bored. Someone play with me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Author Share Posted October 20, 2004 "I'm bored. Someone play with me." 77832[/snapback] Basically, yeah. If i have to stare at this f-gging spreadsheet anymore, Ill go nuts. and this game is alot better when you're drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 If i have to stare at this f-gging spreadsheet anymore, Ill go nuts. 77836[/snapback] Thats what you call that stuff in the porn industry? Well I'll be damned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 "I'm bored. Someone play with me." Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantrules Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 ........but I really wanted to play playstation.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Basically, yeah. If i have to stare at this f-gging spreadsheet anymore, Ill go nuts. and this game is alot better when you're drinking. 77836[/snapback] Why don't you go to your boss and ask if there's any extra work you can take on to show great initiative. It would be a great opportunity to step up and show leaderhip qualities and...ahhh fuggit, I can't even keep a straight face typing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 "So, I sat down to watch the Yankees Red Sox game.... " Back to the original topic: "....but then I realized that the new show The Biggest Loser was on...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffOrange Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Back to the original topic: "....but then I realized that the new show The Biggest Loser was on...." 77858[/snapback] "I didn't know Tom Brady had a TV show"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Back to the original topic: "....but then I realized that the new show The Biggest Loser was on...." 77858[/snapback] ...so i started digging for my remote between my couch cushions and what did i find?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Author Share Posted October 20, 2004 ...so i started digging for my remote between my couch cushions and what did i find?... 77871[/snapback] "I found a quarter, a dime, an old sock, and...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 "I found a quarter, a dime, an old sock, and...." 77879[/snapback] ... a picture of Nick in England goosing the Queen. She said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 ... a picture of Nick in England goosing the Queen. She said... 78309[/snapback] you have small feet compared to kegtapr..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 you have small feet compared to kegtapr..... 78325[/snapback] and kegtapr's feet are smaller than... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 and kegtapr's feet are smaller than... ...Doug Flutie's, who was last seen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 ...Doug Flutie's, who was last seen... 78611[/snapback] ...trying on all in ones at Victorias Secret while he.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 ...trying on all in ones at Victorias Secret while he.... 78715[/snapback] ...practiced signing autographs to himself in the mirror... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flomoe Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 ...practiced signing autographs to himself in the mirror... 78737[/snapback] LMFAO .......when a rather attractive clerk approached him and asked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movinon Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 LMFAO .......when a rather attractive clerk approached him and asked... 78809[/snapback] “Excuse me sir, are you the guy that was on that TV show the littlest groom?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Or are you the stevestojan who !@#$ed a goat that doesn't blink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Me too 77843[/snapback] Hey there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 21, 2004 Author Share Posted October 21, 2004 Or are you the stevestojan who !@#$ed a goat that doesn't blink? 78816[/snapback] to which doug said "neither, but would you like to pet my mullet"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 to which the clerk replied "Sir, either buy that thong or get out, the mall is going to be packed for a Travis Henry autograph signing in the food court where he'll be signing footballs and...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 raping 15 year old girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 raping 15 year old girls. But that's probably OK if we don't know their father.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt in KC Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 raping 15 year old girls. 78942[/snapback] "Just kidding," the clerk said. "He's actually only here for an hour or two before going to meet his boyfriend, VABills. I hope you..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 "Just kidding," the clerk said. "He's actually only here for an hour or two before going to meet his boyfriend, VABills. I hope you..." 78951[/snapback] Opps my mistake, his transvetite girlfriend CD Nittam. VaBills was going to castrate him/her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Doug gets bored of this knowledgable clerk and wanders off into the mall where he bumps into... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt in KC Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Opps my mistake, his transvetite girlfriend CD Nittam. VaBills was going to castrate him/her. 78953[/snapback] Fair enough... I felt like I should jump to TH's defense, but then I couldn't quite do it fully. To get back on track Doug gets bored of this knowledgable clerk and wanders off into the mall where he bumps into... Donald Trump! Stunned for a moment, he decides to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Doug gets bored of this knowledgable clerk and wanders off into the mall where he bumps into... 78955[/snapback] Bum Philips' son Wade. As soon a Floutie sees son of Bum he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 "I'm bored. Someone play with me." 77832[/snapback] Here, PACO,PACO,PACO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 21, 2004 Author Share Posted October 21, 2004 Bum Philips son Wade. As soon a Floutie sees son of Bum he 78960[/snapback] takes him to the food court, to buy one of those giant pretzels, ya know aunt millies or whatever... Bum's son orders 108 pretzels.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantrules Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 takes him to the food court, to buy one of those giant pretzels, ya know aunt millies or whatever... Bum's son orders 108 pretzels.... ------------------- without salt. This really ticks off the counter staff causing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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