meazza Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Jessica Simpson Unbelievably, I remember many on this board saying that she was ugly. But after seeing what I was told is the Britney tape, I'd much rather see more of this body... Jessica Jessica 2 852595[/snapback] She doesn't have the best face but I`m a titty freak so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Don't want to hijack this thread, but I think this is kind of related. Has anyone seen the pics of Britney Spears climbing out of the limo sans underwear? Talk about graphic. You can even see the scar from her C-section. 852882[/snapback] Yeah, I saw it and it was !@#$ing nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles." Translation: Yes, such a tape does exist and Jessica is horrified that she may become the next Paris Hilton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Translation: Yes, such a tape does exist and Jessica is horrified that she may become the next Paris Hilton. 852962[/snapback] Paris, everyone's favorite celebriwhore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 link? 852951[/snapback] www.perezhilton.com. She's shown her clam like 3 times over the past week. Pretty freakin' gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 Word is now coming out that the guy in the video is Tony Romo. Still wanna watch it? 852837[/snapback] Apparently the tape starts off with Bledsoe, but Jessica kicks him out because he just lays there and does nothing except occasionally pat-pat-patting her ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Apparently the tape starts off with Bledsoe, but Jessica kicks him out because he just lays there and does nothing except occasionally pat-pat-patting her ass. 852968[/snapback] LMFAO! Post of the year!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Apparently the tape starts off with Bledsoe, but Jessica kicks him out because he just lays there and does nothing except occasionally pat-pat-patting her ass. 852968[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Apparently the tape starts off with Bledsoe, but Jessica kicks him out because he just lays there and does nothing except occasionally pat-pat-patting her ass. 852968[/snapback] I heard the tape was 16 minutes long and he goes like a stallion for the first 8.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Ugly? maybe not your type...but she is not ugly...you nerds are too much 852671[/snapback] The high standards of some only exist on this board. If they were ever face to face with the girls who have been deemed ugly by the TSW studs, and got invited up to her room, they wouldn't be able to get up there fast enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffan00 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Apparently the tape starts off with Bledsoe, but Jessica kicks him out because he just lays there and does nothing except occasionally pat-pat-patting her ass. 852968[/snapback] Nice on Bart!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 The high standards of some only exist on this board. If they were ever face to face with the girls who have been deemed ugly by the TSW studs, and got invited up to her room, they wouldn't be able to get up there fast enough. 852993[/snapback] two nerd drive members think it is cool to say that hot famous women are skanks and ugly...makes them feel good about the 3's and 4's they have been getting all of their lives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Translation: Yes, such a tape does exist and Jessica is horrified that she may become the next Paris Hilton. 852962[/snapback] Alternate translation: She knows exactly what she's doing and she leaked the thing on purpose to further her celebrity. People like this are rich and famous only because they are able to keep people like us talking about them. It's not like anybody's going out to buy Jessica Simpson cd's because her music is so great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 The high standards of some only exist on this board. If they were ever face to face with the girls who have been deemed ugly by the TSW studs, and got invited up to her room, they wouldn't be able to get up there fast enough. 852993[/snapback] Of course, that's based on the assumption that some of the people on this board actually know what girls are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 It's not like anybody's going out to buy Jessica Simpson cd's because her music is so great. 853023[/snapback] Speak for yourself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 She knows exactly what she's doing and she leaked the thing on purpose... Are we thinking about the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 The high standards of some only exist on this board. If they were ever face to face with the girls who have been deemed ugly by the TSW studs, and got invited up to her room, they wouldn't be able to get up there fast enough. 852993[/snapback] Isn't this where Chef Jim steps in and talks about his love for his beautiful wife and why he wouldn't touch Jess? Man I still don't believe that guys routine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Alternate translation: She knows exactly what she's doing and she leaked the thing on purpose to further her celebrity.853023[/snapback] How to further your celebrity status. Step one: leak a tape of you giving some guy a blowjob. Step two: stop wearing underwear. Step three: hang out with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Step four: get married in Vegas to a high school sweetheart, then have it annulled two days later. Step five: start calling white people "crackers", then get a spot on the Jerry Falwell show where you apologize to the white leaders and promise never to offend those white cracker muther fuc ers again. Step six: Rinse and repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 So everyone but 2 guys on TBD thinks Jessics Simpson is ugly? 852685[/snapback] Hell no. I'd bang the ever loving hell out of her. I just couldnt date her and actually hafta listen to her speak on a consistent basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Are we thinking about the same thing? 853032[/snapback] Basically, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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