Lv-Bills Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 ..........I'm driving in to work in the morning, and I'm in stop and go traffic or rush hour traffic, I DO NOT want to see DUDES driving Volkswagen Jetta's. What are you, a fuggin sissy? Seriously, when I see a silver Jetta coming up behind me, I expect to see a MILF or hot chick in there, not some hairy fat-ass dropping Krispy Kreme doughnut crumbs all over his gut. I don't want to see some guy combing his hair in a black Jetta, or some middle aged dufus reading notes for work in a red Jetta. I want to see mildly to wildy dynamic, and hot, chicks. If you are a man, driving a Jetta, a Mitsubishi Eclipse, a VW Cabriolet, or even a Toyota Celica, get a fuggin grip and attach your nuts back to your body. Those are reserved for chicks, mostly hot, so that the rest of us can stare at them in the morning while playing with the NFL channel on Sirius satellite radio. I personally witnessed two examples of this in Richmond today, and it make me puke. Come on fellas, have you lost all dignity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantankerous Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I agree 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunTheBall Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Life is way too short to be bothered by insignificant crap. RTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 ..........I'm driving in to work in the morning, and I'm in stop and go traffic or rush hour traffic, I DO NOT want to see DUDES driving Volkswagen Jetta's. What are you, a fuggin sissy? Seriously, when I see a silver Jetta coming up behind me, I expect to see a MILF or hot chick in there, not some hairy fat-ass dropping Krispy Kreme doughnut crumbs all over his gut. I don't want to see some guy combing his hair in a black Jetta, or some middle aged dufus reading notes for work in a red Jetta. I want to see mildly to wildy dynamic, and hot, chicks. If you are a man, driving a Jetta, a Mitsubishi Eclipse, a VW Cabriolet, or even a Toyota Celica, get a fuggin grip and attach your nuts back to your body. Those are reserved for chicks, mostly hot, so that the rest of us can stare at them in the morning while playing with the NFL channel on Sirius satellite radio. I personally witnessed two examples of this in Richmond today, and it make me puke. Come on fellas, have you lost all dignity? 693446[/snapback] you must be bored waiting for the school bus to pick you up. i am not offened by your post, but my guess is that these guys you think are wusses are filling their gas tank for $25.00 and getting 30+ miles to the gallon, your are probably driving a Tundra going bankrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I drive a VW beetle. The flower holder thingy sold me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I bet you drive a Scion XB. http://www.scion.com/showroom/xb/gallery/ I'm always hungry for toast when I see one of those. I keep looking for a Proctor Silex label on the back.. WORST VEHICHLE EVER ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lv-Bills Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 you must be bored waiting for the school bus to pick you up.i am not offened by your post, but my guess is that these guys you think are wusses are filling their gas tank for $25.00 and getting 30+ miles to the gallon, your are probably driving a Tundra going bankrupt. 693456[/snapback] LOL, you either have no sense of humor or you are a dude with one of the vehicles I mentioned! Get a grip man, IT WAS A JOKE. Well, kinda anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 LOL, you either have no sense of humor or you are a dude with one of the vehicles I mentioned! Get a grip man, IT WAS A JOKE. Well, kinda anyway. 693463[/snapback] i have two vehicles. a 97 Pathfinder and a 05 Corrolla. my first car was a pea green 73 Ford Maverick. Of course i have a sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I bet you drive a Scion XB. http://www.scion.com/showroom/xb/gallery/ I'm always hungry for toast when I see one of those. I keep looking for a Proctor Silex label on the back.. WORST VEHICHLE EVER ! 693461[/snapback] I saw one in lime green the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 ..........I'm driving in to work in the morning, and I'm in stop and go traffic or rush hour traffic, I DO NOT want to see DUDES driving Volkswagen Jetta's. What are you, a fuggin sissy? Seriously, when I see a silver Jetta coming up behind me, I expect to see a MILF or hot chick in there, not some hairy fat-ass dropping Krispy Kreme doughnut crumbs all over his gut. I don't want to see some guy combing his hair in a black Jetta, or some middle aged dufus reading notes for work in a red Jetta. I want to see mildly to wildy dynamic, and hot, chicks. If you are a man, driving a Jetta, a Mitsubishi Eclipse, a VW Cabriolet, or even a Toyota Celica, get a fuggin grip and attach your nuts back to your body. Those are reserved for chicks, mostly hot, so that the rest of us can stare at them in the morning while playing with the NFL channel on Sirius satellite radio. I personally witnessed two examples of this in Richmond today, and it make me puke. Come on fellas, have you lost all dignity? 693446[/snapback] This begs the question: What does a guy who is obviously half man/half horse, like yourself, drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 ..........I'm driving in to work in the morning, and I'm in stop and go traffic or rush hour traffic, I DO NOT want to see DUDES driving Volkswagen Jetta's. What are you, a fuggin sissy? Seriously, when I see a silver Jetta coming up behind me, I expect to see a MILF or hot chick in there, not some hairy fat-ass dropping Krispy Kreme doughnut crumbs all over his gut. I don't want to see some guy combing his hair in a black Jetta, or some middle aged dufus reading notes for work in a red Jetta. I want to see mildly to wildy dynamic, and hot, chicks. If you are a man, driving a Jetta, a Mitsubishi Eclipse, a VW Cabriolet, or even a Toyota Celica, get a fuggin grip and attach your nuts back to your body. Those are reserved for chicks, mostly hot, so that the rest of us can stare at them in the morning while playing with the NFL channel on Sirius satellite radio. I personally witnessed two examples of this in Richmond today, and it make me puke. Come on fellas, have you lost all dignity? 693446[/snapback] Actually, they're relatively popular cars with gay men, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Actually, they're relatively popular cars with gay men, as well. 693472[/snapback] how do they ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 how do they ride? 693479[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 This begs the question: What does a guy who is obviously half man/half horse, like yourself, drive? 693468[/snapback] LOL, I drive a silver,BMW, M3 coupe. My next door neighbor owns a car dealership, and SHE gave me a cool deal on one. Otherwise I'd never be able to afford it. However, I also have a Hyundai Sonata 2006 that will be my soon to be wife's as soon as we are married. She has a 1999 or something Dodge Stratus that I can't wait to send over a cliff somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 I bet you drive a Scion XB. http://www.scion.com/showroom/xb/gallery/ I'm always hungry for toast when I see one of those. I keep looking for a Proctor Silex label on the back.. WORST VEHICHLE EVER ! 693461[/snapback] LOL, at least we agree these might be the ugliest rides ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 LOL, I drive a silver,BMW, M3 coupe. My next door neighbor owns a car dealership, and SHE gave me a cool deal on one. Otherwise I'd never be able to afford it. However, I also have a Hyundai Sonata 2006 that will be my soon to be wife's as soon as we are married. She has a 1999 or something Dodge Stratus that I can't wait to send over a cliff somewhere. 693485[/snapback] You sound dreamy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 You sound dreamy! 693491[/snapback] Don't you talk to me like I'm in that Jetta "stereotyped" group. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 LOL, I drive a silver,BMW, M3 coupe. 693485[/snapback] VOLKSWAGEN COMMERCIAL EXPLAINS IT ALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 ..........I'm driving in to work in the morning, and I'm in stop and go traffic or rush hour traffic, I DO NOT want to see DUDES driving Volkswagen Jetta's. What are you, a fuggin sissy? Seriously, when I see a silver Jetta coming up behind me, I expect to see a MILF or hot chick in there, not some hairy fat-ass dropping Krispy Kreme doughnut crumbs all over his gut. I don't want to see some guy combing his hair in a black Jetta, or some middle aged dufus reading notes for work in a red Jetta. I want to see mildly to wildy dynamic, and hot, chicks. If you are a man, driving a Jetta, a Mitsubishi Eclipse, a VW Cabriolet, or even a Toyota Celica, get a fuggin grip and attach your nuts back to your body. Those are reserved for chicks, mostly hot, so that the rest of us can stare at them in the morning while playing with the NFL channel on Sirius satellite radio. I personally witnessed two examples of this in Richmond today, and it make me puke. Come on fellas, have you lost all dignity? 693446[/snapback] I agree, and add Pontiac Sunfire to your list. my buddy got one in high school and drove it through college and we made fun of him non-stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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