dave mcbride Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 It’s his real first name, folks. And I thought Kiwaukee (wtf?) Thomas was bad. 12. Frostee Rucker, Southern Cal (6-3¼, 267, 4.95) Rucker worked out at the Combine. He ran his 40s in 4.97 and 4.93 and recorded a 29½-inch vertical jump, a 9-foot-2 long jump, a 4.29 short shuttle, a 7.23 three-cone drill and 19 bench presses. He ran better on April 2 at the USC Pro Day (4.77 and 4.81). He started school at Colorado State and was redshirted, with the plan for him to play outside linebacker. He transferred to USC and did not play in 2002. He started five games in 2003. He then started 25 games in 2004 and 2005. He has some pass-rush ability; he has a quick burst. He has good, not great, athletic ability. He had 14 sacks the past two years, but he needs to get stronger. He has started at a top program for two years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Carlos Mencia is right. "DER DA DER"!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I'll bet he was conceived at Wendy's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I'll bet he was conceived at Wendy's. 672076[/snapback] BOOOOOOOO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 BOOOOOOOO!! 672088[/snapback] Just imagine what his name would've been if he was conceived at 7-11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CajunBillsBacker Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Frostee Rucker sounds like an old country western singer from the 60's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Hey, Rucker actually fits the Cover 2 really well. Probably will never be a starter, but could grow to be a decent backup. Thats why I picked him in my draft...think about it, we can call him Frostee The Snowman if he comes to Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Sigh...Craphonso's forgotten already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis in NC Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Let us not forget Harry Colon (Detroit Lions?). There was a game where KC's Reggie Tongue "put a lick on" Harry Colon... honestly. I seem to recall Paul Maguire calling that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 How about Jim Bob Cooter? You cant stop the Coot-Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Though it's not a first name and he can't do anything about it, how bout De'Cody Fagg, WR, FSU? Poor guy. I can't ever imagine that being a popular jersey. Not that there is anything wrong with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Craphonso...that was the one. What the fugg was THAT parent thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 what about if you reverse the 2 names..... Richard Seymour another name i always thought was hilarious that no one talks about is..... Magic Johnson lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Craphonso...that was the one. What the fugg was THAT parent thinking? 672160[/snapback] Wasn't that Turdillo's younger brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermike Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 what about if you reverse the 2 names..... Richard Seymour another name i always thought was hilarious that no one talks about is..... Magic Johnson lol 672167[/snapback] His name is Earvin Johnson. Magic's just his nickname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 His name is Earvin Johnson. Magic's just his nickname. 672199[/snapback] yes i know, but that doesnt make it any less funnier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I went to school with a kid whose first name was "Winkle" Yup, ! Winkle ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Best college football name of all time: Jaworski Pollock Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Island Phil Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 How bout that clown that legally changed his name to "He Hate Me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 How bout that clown that legally changed his name to "He Hate Me" 672349[/snapback] Rod Smart? Did he really do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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