Coy-Wire Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Listen up B!thces, its me, the C to the O to the Y and I am tired of all ya'll punks doggin' on me. You think Coy Wire is scared of some chump named Matt Bowen. I ain't havin it. Who do you think cut Lawyer Milloy? Wasn't Marv, it was me. I went right into his office and told him that I was sick of being known as a poor mans Steve Tasker. I am a star baby. Look for me in the Pro Bowl this year as the starting Free Safety fools. While the Buffalo Bills may not win a lot of games this year, the individual accolades are gonna be flowin on Coy Wire like the hos on Chippewa. Keep hatin cause Coy Wire is about to break out, and you can count on that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navy Chief Navy Pride Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Listen up B!thces, its me, the C to the O to the Y and I am tired of all ya'll punks doggin' on me. You think Coy Wire is scared of some chump named Matt Bowen. I ain't havin it. Who do you think cut Lawyer Milloy? Wasn't Marv, it was me. I went right into his office and told him that I was sick of being known as a poor mans Steve Tasker. I am a star baby. Look for me in the Pro Bowl this year as the starting Free Safety fools. While the Buffalo Bills may not win a lot of games this year, the individual accolades are gonna be flowin on Coy Wire like the hos on Chippewa. Keep hatin cause Coy Wire is about to break out, and you can count on that! 633176[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanForever19 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Listen up B!thces, its me, the C to the O to the Y and I am tired of all ya'll punks doggin' on me. You think Coy Wire is scared of some chump named Matt Bowen. I ain't havin it. Who do you think cut Lawyer Milloy? Wasn't Marv, it was me. I went right into his office and told him that I was sick of being known as a poor mans Steve Tasker. I am a star baby. Look for me in the Pro Bowl this year as the starting Free Safety fools. While the Buffalo Bills may not win a lot of games this year, the individual accolades are gonna be flowin on Coy Wire like the hos on Chippewa. Keep hatin cause Coy Wire is about to break out, and you can count on that! 633176[/snapback] You know what's sad? If someone told me this was really Coy Wire, I wouldn't be shocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 COY WIRE FOUNDATION Yeah, lets run this POS out of town...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 COY WIRE FOUNDATION Yeah, lets run this POS out of town...... 633185[/snapback] Thanks. Bowen isn't the answer, and it is very likely with that signing that Wire stays, and probably wins back the starting spot. He's a big safety who has pretty good wheels, and in a cover 2 will have a more clear role, rather then always having to cheat on running plays or play action, forcing him to react off that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coy-Wire Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Thanks. Bowen isn't the answer, and it is very likely with that signing that Wire stays, and probably wins back the starting spot. He's a big safety who has pretty good wheels, and in a cover 2 will have a more clear role, rather then always having to cheat on running plays or play action, forcing him to react off that. 633190[/snapback] Thanks for your supprt VABills. As a token of my appreciation I would like to send you a free gift, a Buffalo Bills mini helmet, signed by me, Coy Wire. I will also dedicate my first special teams tackle of the year to you, as I make the V sign with my left hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 , as I make the V sign with my left hand. 633201[/snapback] Just make sure and use both fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Mom Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Maybe you shouldn't have gotten Lawyer Milloy cut if your goal was to be a FREE safety starting in the pro-bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coy-Wire Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Maybe you shouldn't have gotten Lawyer Milloy cut if your goal was to be a FREE safety starting in the pro-bowl. 633282[/snapback] As far as I am concerned I will play both Free Safety and Strong Safety, allowing the defense to committ another linebacker type to defend against the run. Coy Wire is charitable. Troy Vincent can retire. He has nothing on Coy Wire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Coy Wire is charitable. He has nothing on Coy Wire. 633287[/snapback] Hmmmm..this reminds me of: Jimmy George: "HEY! JIMMY!!! ha ha ha........Great game." Jimmy: "OH yeah.......Jimmy played pretty good." George: "Hey you know , I felt we had like a synergy out there,you know, like we were really helping each other." Kramer: "What d'you got there?" Jimmy: "These?" Kramer: "Yeah" Jimmy: "These are Jimmy's training shoes." George: "Yeah,yeah yeah yeah! I've seen these.....they sorta ..they make your legs..stronger." Jimmy: "Oh yeah! Jimmy couldn't jump at all before he got these. Jimmy was like you (looks at G.) Kramer: "They're Plyometric.(sp?)" George: "Plyometric?" Kramer: "Yeah! They isolate the muscles. The muscle has to grow....or die." George: (to Jimmy) Wh...Where d'you get'em?" Jimmy: "Jimmy sells'em." George: "You sell them?" Jimmy: "Oh yeah! But Jimmy's all out right now. Moving to Manhattan set Jimmy back a bit." George: "Hey listen ,let me give you my card. It's got my home number on it. I want to buy the first pair when the next shipment comes in." Jimmy: "All right" George: "All right Jimmy Good talking to ya." Jimmy: "Jimmy'll see you around." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 its funny, because thats how coy wire actually talks. ivy league... hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Listen up B!thces, its me, the C to the O to the Y and I am tired of all ya'll punks doggin' on me. You think Coy Wire is scared of some chump named Matt Bowen. I ain't havin it. Who do you think cut Lawyer Milloy? Wasn't Marv, it was me. I went right into his office and told him that I was sick of being known as a poor mans Steve Tasker. I am a star baby. Look for me in the Pro Bowl this year as the starting Free Safety fools. While the Buffalo Bills may not win a lot of games this year, the individual accolades are gonna be flowin on Coy Wire like the hos on Chippewa. Keep hatin cause Coy Wire is about to break out, and you can count on that! 633176[/snapback] Even your posting sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coy-Wire Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 Even your posting sucks. 633519[/snapback] Rico, you just made the list beeotch. The Coy Wire express is gonna roll right through your @ss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan_in_raleigh Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Listen up B!thces, its me, the C to the O to the Y and I am tired of all ya'll punks doggin' on me. You think Coy Wire is scared of some chump named Matt Bowen. I ain't havin it. Who do you think cut Lawyer Milloy? Wasn't Marv, it was me. I went right into his office and told him that I was sick of being known as a poor mans Steve Tasker. I am a star baby. Look for me in the Pro Bowl this year as the starting Free Safety fools. While the Buffalo Bills may not win a lot of games this year, the individual accolades are gonna be flowin on Coy Wire like the hos on Chippewa. Keep hatin cause Coy Wire is about to break out, and you can count on that! 633176[/snapback] SAPRANO is that You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 It's not an easy thing to hold your jock Coy-W, have to keep bending down and looking around to pick it off the ground... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 COY WIRE FOUNDATION Yeah, lets run this POS out of town...... 633185[/snapback] And how exactaly does his foundation make him a better football player? Theres a lot of good caring people out there in the world it doesn't mean they should be playing for my favorite sports teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coy-Wire Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 And how exactaly does his foundation make him a better football player? Theres a lot of good caring people out there in the world it doesn't mean they should be playing for my favorite sports teams. 633766[/snapback] You make an interesting point, but now it is time for you to shut the hell up before you get cracked. To one again prove Coy Wire's generosity, I will donate $1000 to the Coy Wire foundation for every passing play that I get smoked on. At the Coy Wire foundation, when my opponents win, so do the kidz!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Hmmmm..this reminds me of:Jimmy George: "HEY! JIMMY!!! ha ha ha........Great game." Jimmy: "OH yeah.......Jimmy played pretty good." George: "Hey you know , I felt we had like a synergy out there,you know, like we were really helping each other." Kramer: "What d'you got there?" Jimmy: "These?" Kramer: "Yeah" Jimmy: "These are Jimmy's training shoes." George: "Yeah,yeah yeah yeah! I've seen these.....they sorta ..they make your legs..stronger." Jimmy: "Oh yeah! Jimmy couldn't jump at all before he got these. Jimmy was like you (looks at G.) Kramer: "They're Plyometric.(sp?)" George: "Plyometric?" Kramer: "Yeah! They isolate the muscles. The muscle has to grow....or die." George: (to Jimmy) Wh...Where d'you get'em?" Jimmy: "Jimmy sells'em." George: "You sell them?" Jimmy: "Oh yeah! But Jimmy's all out right now. Moving to Manhattan set Jimmy back a bit." George: "Hey listen ,let me give you my card. It's got my home number on it. I want to buy the first pair when the next shipment comes in." Jimmy: "All right" George: "All right Jimmy Good talking to ya." Jimmy: "Jimmy'll see you around." 633335[/snapback] I wonder if that was Coy's favorite episode of Seinfeld? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 You make an interesting point, but now it is time for you to shut the hell up before you get cracked. To one again prove Coy Wire's generosity, I will donate $1000 to the Coy Wire foundation for every passing play that I get smoked on. At the Coy Wire foundation, when my opponents win, so do the kidz!!!!! 633794[/snapback] Coy....you are going to be coughing up some serious jack in 2006. Might as well just sign over your entire salary for 2006(assuming you make the team) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 I read it as "Matt Bowen is holding my freaking jock". Someone should start that thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 its funny, because thats how coy wire actually talks. ivy league... hahaha 633494[/snapback] Ivy League? Ivy League? Is that a joke? Coy Wire Went to Stanford Stanford University is in California. Stanford's not an Ivy League school. No way. Nadda. FYI. These are the schools in the Ivy League: IV League Schools Stanford is in the Pac 10: PAC 10 Conference By the way, their nickname is the Stanford Cardinal. It's NOT the Stanford Cardinals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diver Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I met your parents cory. You are good people. Go make it happen bro!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Coy does roll with a wee bit of a blackcent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SACKMARINO Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 And how exactaly does his foundation make him a better football player? Theres a lot of good caring people out there in the world it doesn't mean they should be playing for my favorite sports teams. 633766[/snapback] my thoughts exactly. many people seem to love coy cause he's a nice guy, but i dont give a damn how nice he is. i dont want him on the field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Jim Rome is that you ? You wanna be ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Ivy League? Ivy League? Is that a joke? Coy Wire Went to Stanford Stanford University is in California. Stanford's not an Ivy League school. No way. Nadda. FYI. These are the schools in the Ivy League: IV League Schools Stanford is in the Pac 10: PAC 10 Conference By the way, their nickname is the Stanford Cardinal. It's NOT the Stanford Cardinals. 634176[/snapback] Sorry Dude ! Stanford is considered Ivy league, West Coast style ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan182 Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 shut yo ass up COY, this is Matt Bowen woot woot!!! what now huh???? Im quicker than youll eva be, and im a top class tackle machine!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 shut yo ass up COY, this is Matt Bowen woot woot!!! what now huh???? Im quicker than youll eva be, and im a top class tackle machine!!!! 635005[/snapback] Easy Matt. P.S. you're white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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