Listen up B!thces, its me, the C to the O to the Y and I am tired of all ya'll punks doggin' on me. You think Coy Wire is scared of some chump named Matt Bowen. I ain't havin it. Who do you think cut Lawyer Milloy? Wasn't Marv, it was me. I went right into his office and told him that I was sick of being known as a poor mans Steve Tasker. I am a star baby.
Look for me in the Pro Bowl this year as the starting Free Safety fools. While the Buffalo Bills may not win a lot of games this year, the individual accolades are gonna be flowin on Coy Wire like the hos on Chippewa.
Keep hatin cause Coy Wire is about to break out, and you can count on that!