LabattBlue Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 This is pretty funny: Why do women have two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time. 573404[/snapback] I can laugh at this, but I'm not qualified to say if is funny or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv Levy Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Yo, Dawg, why you finna HATE, Playa? Peep out those blamtastic posts by me! Aw Yeah! I'm coolah than the other side ah the pillow! Fo' Shizzle! BOOYA!* * the preceding post has been rated NF (not funny) by the Balenced Dog Society of America. Under 18 not admitted without a comeback. 573135[/snapback] Hey Dingo, I didn't know if you were talking about Stuart Scott or quoting all NBA playas?! So how 'bout some of dat izzle skizzle.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 how did that work? 573483[/snapback] The same pole wiring went into six households where I lived. That wasn't a magic number - some went into eight, or ten, or some went into two or four. It was an accesiblilty, house-to-pole thing. Pole voltage was as it is now, 11 or so volts, so efficiency losses were meaningless. When the phone rang, you as one of six or whatever, had a distinctive sequence. ring..ringring...ring...ringring and so on. You had to memorize that. Oftimes, when you desired to make a call and would pick up the handset, another party line person was talking. After a respectable period it time, you would re-try your call. If the previous person was still on the line, you would say "Sir, or Madam, I need to make a call". The social conventions of the time generally - but not in all cases - resulted in an apology, and a promise to be off-line post haste. Fact was, all party line members knew the identity of each other. Being labeled a phone hog was strong social censure. And the phone company if contacted would mediate, and if need be put hard pressure upon the non-cooperative. They tallied who dialed and who was using the time, so they knew what was what. I also was around in the waning days of Western Union telegraph messages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayboy54 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I'm still wondering what a "tard" is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I can laugh at this, but I'm not qualified to say if is funny or not. 573500[/snapback] Not if you laugh out loud you cant! Thought police be damned! The village idiots er, Turds and I will be paying you a visit Or is it, the Tards and I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 Dog -- i am curious what led to this Jerry Maguire like soliloquy...was it all the inane airport threads or the deep inside source threads or a combo....Timing is essential is humor--the first is funny--the 100th--not so much... 573498[/snapback] Seems to me it's been coming on since the retatta thread, or maybe well before. It often rears its ugly head when there is a great and truly funny thread, but then, suddenly, Tard Nation, like a massive wave of ex-writers of the comic strip "Nancy" and "Blondie" start chipping in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Change the channel, tune out chill out whatever. There is nothing at all remotely funny about a man living with a hound dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I'll defer to the Dog here, but I'm pretty sure this is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I'll defer to the Dog here, but I'm pretty sure this is funny. 573568[/snapback] To me, this is absolutely f'n hillarious. To some though it might be low brow not up to snuff and to say the least, kind of suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realtruelove Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 If Richard Pryor told a joke in the woods, a really funny joke, and nobody laughed, would the joke be funny, or not? And yes, I am aware RP is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ofiba Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I think the wall should be like a sitcom. Kelly writes the funny script for us, and we just post according to how he thinks our conversations should go. I hope I don't get typecast as a "tard". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Funny Really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Really funny 573621[/snapback] Ya I was on hold with gr and couldn't wait anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 So we all shouldn't shift to monkey avatars and start polls about it ? But...but....THAT'S GOLD ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I'll defer to the Dog here, but I'm pretty sure this is funny. 573568[/snapback] That's the closest I've come to peeing in my pants since I was 5. I'm no Balanced Dog, but I'd say it's very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Drane Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Mildly amusing. Bid Once, Bid High! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Once upon a time, a decade or two ago, ESPN was just starting. They hired a few guys named Chris Berman and Dan Patrick and Keith Olberman, who once upon a time were fairly humorous in a smartalecky kind of way. It was a little new (for sports), a little goofy, and it worked great. ESPN and SportsCenter became a phenomenon. Unfortunately, Berman and Patrick and Olberman ruined sports forever by being sporadically mildly amusing. Now, everyone on SportsCenter tries to be funny, like them, but they are not like them, and are not funny, and sound like complete morons. And the same thing has happened to our lovable TSW. There were and are a couple witty, mildly amusing old timers (and, admittedly, a couple of new timers) that once upon a time made TSW a great place for wisecracks and Pythonesque abuse, and they, unfortuntely, because they were funny, made this place nearly unbearable. Now, every tard on the coaster tries to be funny. Except you tards forgot one thing. You're not funny. You're Stuart Scott. So remember. If you're trying to be funny, make sure you're funny. (To those here who are actually funny, carry on.) 573106[/snapback] And once upon a time there used to be such a thing as a conservative Democrat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKC Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 And the same thing has happened to our lovable TSW. 573106[/snapback] You can't possibly suggest that www.trollsbilldrive.com is less amiable a place for football fans than 8433 Sunset Blvd.? My god, methinks you need 20 minutes in the Belly Room to recover from the miasma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Hmmm I am funny - but In a British way - and I kinda worry that some of ya won't get it... I know a way aroudn it tho - just grin and show u my teeth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Well... nobody's perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 yeah, well wait till you see me September - our new gym opens in a couple of weeks and I'm going to get all ripped up to match the killer haircut I just got... 573271[/snapback] Does the haircut look like this? Sarama v.2.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Seems to me it's been coming on since the retatta thread, or maybe well before. It often rears its ugly head when there is a great and truly funny thread, but then, suddenly, Tard Nation, like a massive wave of ex-writers of the comic strip "Nancy" and "Blondie" start chipping in. 573547[/snapback] Blondie is downright hysterical compared to Marmaduke. As a fair and balanced dog, you must find that Marmaduke is just offensive in its failure to deliver. As a matter of fact, this would be a cutting remark for the terminally unfunny: "Do you write for Marmaduke?" The lower wits would be flattered, while the dogs in the know would nod their heads knowing that they were just given a little doggie present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 Does the haircut look like this? Sarama v.2.0 573784[/snapback] No, dummy, it's like this. Samara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firstngoal Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 The Bills will truely be a legitamite playoff contender in 2006. Just wait and see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 No, dummy, it's like this. Samara 573888[/snapback] You're both wrong, here it is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 You're both wrong, here it is... 575082[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I am not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 I am not funny. 575240[/snapback] Well that's patently obvious. If you were, nobody would be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Well that's patently obvious. If you were, nobody would be funny. 575252[/snapback] Only a cyclops could fully appreciate this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fencesitter Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 "Only a cyclops could fully appreciate this." Sorry X. I'm not sure but I think TSW has spoken: pictures of possible Sarama haircuts=funny unelaborated references to Classical Greek literature=RJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tolstoy Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 "Only a cyclops could fully appreciate this."Sorry X. I'm not sure but I think TSW has spoken: pictures of possible Sarama haircuts=funny unelaborated references to Classical Greek literature=RJ 575830[/snapback] Actually, I loved Kelly's and X's references to Odysseus and Polyphemus! Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 "Only a cyclops could fully appreciate this."Sorry X. I'm not sure but I think TSW has spoken: pictures of possible Sarama haircuts=funny unelaborated references to Classical Greek literature=RJ 575830[/snapback] Doh! sez Homer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 unelaborated references to Classical Greek literature=RJ 575830[/snapback] Huh? I thought unelaborated references to Classical Greek literature= Dennis Miller calling MNF games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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